frankietheman Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Only coloured lad at school was called smelly - got called to the front once in assembly to gales of laughter, cue teachers knocking eight bells out of every culprit they could see. Also guy who worked in the psychiatric unit at Blackburn in the 80's called Turlock Holmes - I kid you not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oval White Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Phil Nurse as in the Thai Fighter? Nope - lad who used to work behind the bar in the Sweet Green Tavern early 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 have had clients such as Dick Power, BJ Services, and Beaver Waste Management... There is a urologist in Kent (I think) called Dr Bellringer. Fair play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Elizabeth Feltwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oval White Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 When I was about 7 at primary school I sat on a table with a girl called susan partington. One day we was given some old wooden rulers that had the initials of the previous owners scribbled on. Being 7 we decided that we would keep the initials and add them to our names so that for instance if I got TG on my ruler and my name was Joe Woods then I wood be called Toe Goods. Anyway Susan got PF on her ruler which made her name Pusan Fartington. I remember that being so funny to a 7 year old.that I nearly broke my spleen laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I know a bloke called Dave, I shit ye not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I know a bloke called Dave, I shit ye not. Dave is quite a common Christian name, but his surname is definitely unusual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap2000000360670?campaign=Facebook_writers_fischer Some belters in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic legs Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Just looked at our global address list and there is a Winnie Pooh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTARMY Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I bet that lot on photo 9 dont lose many games , they dont have faces .. scare the fuck out of the opposition tactics http://www.nfl.com/photoessays/0ap2000000360670?campaign=Facebook_writers_fischer Some belters in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBWFC Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Phil Nurse as in the Thai Fighter? His mum worked for the health authority she was Nurse nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBWFC Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I know 2 Chris Peacocks One Pat Mycock Our database at work has loads of odd ones as it's international. Emilio Fuksas is a memorable one Knew a QS called Hugh Mycock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I grew up with a lad called Nathan Nathaniel Nutter, his dad was a Bolton fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 25, 2016 Members Share Posted July 25, 2016 Dealing with an Indian lad at Rio Tinto today. His name is Poonam Shitole. FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Isn't Poonam a bird's name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted July 25, 2016 Author Share Posted July 25, 2016 Girl I work with is called Tracey Ireland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Used to work with a Peter Sutcliffe, plasterer from Farny, nicknamed Ripper of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted July 25, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted July 25, 2016 Was once interviewed by Iona Fox. Also met Jenny Taylor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naytch Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I remembering doing a prank call to a Mr Willycummy when I was in school. My mate works in a bank and he had a customer who'd changed his name from Vic Valentine (already a great name) to... Vic Nymphomaniac Fireball Dinosaur Warrior Valentine hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Alas no, and no one wants to say anything. Much the same when a stage manager I knew was called Pin Dicks (not sure what it was short for?!) but she didn't realise why i looked shocked when she introduced herself. She'd never heard the term. update: I have to say, fair play to Richard Turpin, he's called his daughter Bess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 worked with a joiner and is brother years ago after a big family augment they changed there names by deadpoll him... Dr Zippy Moonflowerbro...Bobs Your Uncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 25, 2016 Members Share Posted July 25, 2016 Isn't Poonam a bird's name? Might be right BD. Only e-mails being exchanged. Poor tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumbo Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just come back from America where I coached a player called Sonny Day. FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 We have a Poonam Poojara, which means no worries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 We used to have a girl at our School called Susan Smellie - I bet she got married on the day of her 16th birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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