jules_darby Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I'm not one to bash the man himself, but I've just seen an advert for a Peter Kay tribute act "with all the hilarious phrases such as garlic bread and cheesecake" What fuckwittery is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Cockneys abroad asking me to say garlic bread,how about Fuck off before I butt ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 That's another of Peter's catchphrases, or is it ''fuck off or I'll bite your nose off...''? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Get back ya bastards, ill break ya legs, BBBBEEEEEEEEEPPPPP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I just looked it up, Lee Lard he's called. There's some youtube clips of him performing but I had to sack it off after about 10 seconds. I'm not a Peter Kay basher (eew?) either, but its a bit weird that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Is there no tall-ish blokes with dark hair that fancy a gig as his sidekick Paddy, or blokes with grey hair who could be his comedy foil Dave Spikey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 28, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 28, 2014 Next time I see him I'm going to shout "it's Lee Lard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I'd somehow forgot all about Keith, I thought he'd based the name of his act, rather cruelly, solely on Peter's ample frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted June 28, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 28, 2014 Painful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0E4oQlbHOA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I can't see it, but I presume he gets booked (packed and fucked off)? What price making a bit of a twat out of yourself (especially if you're a bit of a twat already)? If he gets a couple of bookings a week whilst Peter is famous, say a hundred quid a pop after expenses, that goes some way toward a mortgage. That said, if he's not making any money (which is more probable) he should be gassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted June 28, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 28, 2014 (edited) He loses the accent after a few minutes and slips back into Yorkshirian. Also, he's a bit more offensive than Peter Kay. Quite a few Muslim jokes. Actually, he's pretty good towards the end. I get the impression he flogs himself as Peter Kay, then just does his own act after 5 minutes. Edited June 28, 2014 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He should put a 'Live AND Lewder!' banner at the foot of his billboard posters. Or, 'Observational Comedy with just a hint of Racism'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He should put a 'Live AND Lewder!' banner at the foot of his billboard posters. Or, 'Observational Comedy with just a hint of Racism'. Get's 'Half a shilling' to do a couple of tunes as his warm up ITK fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He should put a 'Live AND Lewder!' banner at the foot of his billboard posters. Or, 'Observational Comedy with just a hint of Racism'. Live and Lardier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 5, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2014 Whatever you think of the real Peter Kay, you'd have to be made of stone not to raise a smile at this bit.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Whatever you think of the real Peter Kay, you'd have to be made of stone not to raise a smile at this bit.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo Brilliant, only he could make that funny Genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Spot on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Fat cunt. Bit harsh, Tomski is just big boned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I heard from a very good source that the reason PK hasn't been seen much lately is that he's been very ill (don't want to go into too much detail on here), but he's responding well to treatment. Get well soon big fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I've got a veranda over the toy shop Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted July 6, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 6, 2014 Fat sweaty bloke in not very healthy shocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 6, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 6, 2014 I heard from a very good source that the reason PK hasn't been seen much lately is that he's been very ill (don't want to go into too much detail on here), but he's responding well to treatment. Get well soon big fella. Heard same while ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted July 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2014 Another cracking bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zqlabq8ZKo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Didn't find it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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