Breightmet Boy Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Might be on for a shag later today with a bird off my Facebook so I've refrained from knocking one out so it's respectable and not like dishwather. The thing is I might not get a shag, thus I could of polished one off and not been flustered whilst we talk about shit I don't want to talk about. It's a very thin line what to do as I've woke up from my tea time slurp and can't get back to sleep and I know a Barclays would help, but I also don't want to spoil it by turning up with a well shaken nudger not as sensitive. I'm running out of time for advice for now, but what would you do ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted July 26, 2014 Members Share Posted July 26, 2014 Owd on to it just in case. One can knock one out anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesRight Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Get em emptied. Clear head and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 If she's a decent bird she will coax another one out of you even if you've knocked one out earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 What is your estimated possible shag time? If you've got longer than 12 hours then that should be ample time for a refill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 I without doubt recommend a warm up wank. Mind you I've spuffed my chuff during a cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Always have have a pre shag wank, men have been doing this since time began Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Always have have a pre shag wank, men have been doing this since time began This could also go in the Old sayings off folk thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Always have have a pre shag wank, men have been doing this since time began It's true. I've seen it painted on stone by prehistoric man at Ayres Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 You dont want to be coughing your load early because youre carrying a bagfull! Get em emptied and bang her all neet. JD says she is horrified you are expecting to get pokeys on your first date, you filthy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted July 26, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 26, 2014 Aye. Second date or fuck her off, the frigid bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurichwhite Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Keep your bags on ice or else you'll suffer listening to all that pre-match shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Played it right, never had a tug and managed one and a half shags, admittedly the one was a disappointingly quick one but still pleased to have these snake hips. For some reason it was a nightmare getting a double room in the Bolton area, they were either full or wanted over £100. Managed to get a double for £29.99 on a service station car park, I'm a right Romeo me yer know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 (edited) I'd have twatted her for putting you in a position where you had to make a choice Broom handle her on the back of the head Ask questions later Edited July 27, 2014 by Widnes Two Hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Played it right, never had a tug and managed one and a half shags, admittedly the one was a disappointingly quick one but still pleased to have these snake hips. For some reason it was a nightmare getting a double room in the Bolton area, they were either full or wanted over £100. Managed to get a double for £29.99 on a service station car park, I'm a right Romeo me yer know should of gone to the mercury hotel on the A6 they do rooms by the hour there,looks like the Bates motel mind ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Could you not just take her back to your luxury abode on Brightmet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scallywell Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Could you not just take her back to your luxury abode on Brightmet?good point I bet he lives in the posh side aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 I would but I've no bathroom suite in till next week, I'm not upsetting the future neighbours by having her hovering above the grid. I've had the place 16 months and not slept in it yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 should of gone to the mercury hotel on the A6 they do rooms by the hour there,looks like the Bates motel mind ya Them bastards wouldn't let me do a wedding there, they had to use their DJ's so they can piss off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.