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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Youri McAnespie

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Vladimir Nabokov too. Though he scribbled notes on index cards his whole life and most of his works were just bits and pieces of those shoved together.  Even Lolita. Takes all sorts. I think I read that Churchill also wrote stuff standing up but this is hard to believe as he was usually too drunk to stand up.

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Isn't a small grandfather clock known as a grandmother clock or a grandson or granddaughter? Just asking like.

 

I think it is (a grandmother clock), it's f*cking horrible whatever it's called, it dates from the late 70s early 80s, when, after burning, tipping or leaving out for the dustman nice inherited period furniture and stuff during the 50s and 60s - folk then popped down to Gregory and Porrits and the like to buy reproduction furniture and stuff closely resembling the nice real wood original stuff they'd just chucked...

 

I inherited it with all my parents' good stuff and haven't the heart to get rid, so it migrates from spare room to room or nooks and crannies - wherever it'll get least noticed - I'll probably palm it off at some point (get rid, not wank it off).

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They'd just wet the parcel (even when it's not raining) then rip it open, see it's shite and deliver it. :(

 

In the real world, I've thought about putting on Freecycle more than once, the tightfisted side of me doesn't like the thought of someone taking it down the car boot and getting a tenner for it after I've gifted it. The soppy-arse sentimental side of me thinks of my mam seeing it in Gregory and Porrits' window (or that other one that sold lamps and that, on Bradshawgate - it had an 'arcade' you could walk through, was later a pub - Chester Moonshines/Revolution?), anyhow, I think of her seeing this naff thing in the window and thinking it was lovely and parting with probably over a hundred quid or more to get it - which was daylight robbery I might add...

 

My sister (two aspirins on an ironing board), doesn't know it yet, but she's going to get it at some point (the clock).

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