Traf Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Christmas markets combine two things I hate: Christmas and Markets, so they can get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 They also need to sort out the bread roll to bratwurst ratio. 3 parts sausage into 1 partially opened warm soft hole covered in relish is not my idea of fun. Err..hold on a min.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 were on the rattler to londonistan for the day and going to take my little un to the winter wonderland, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Christmas markets combine two things I hate: Christmas and Markets, so they can get fucked. Three things for me, Christmas, markets (especially ones flogging rebranded/rebadged mass produced chinese tat as 'craft', or genuine 'craft' for that matter) and people. No amount of glue and wine is enough to anesthetise myself to tolerate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Christmas markets combine two things I hate: Christmas and Markets, so they can get fucked. I am out Unless specially invited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 flogging rebranded/rebadged mass produced chinese tat as 'craft', or genuine 'craft' for that matter True dat. We were at Anjuna market in Goa a few years ago, a lot of the stuff on sale there could be found on sale in the manc markets when we got back about 20x the price. Either the little Nepalese chaps who made it down to Goa for the tourist season stowed away on our flight or some fucker is importing it by the bucket load and raking it in year after year. Bloody markets, fucking Boooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Christmas markets are fooking shit. Why do folk rave about them? Remember playing City away one year and three quarters of the AHM were drinking mulled wine. Fucking poofs! Edited October 23, 2014 by Underpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Memo to my son, please don't buy any more salami from the market this year thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 It's not even fucking Halloween and they've started with Christmas crap... I went to a firework display last week in my shirtsleeves ffs. All trying to jump the gun on squeezing us for money, well, they can piss off, they're getting sod all from me, until perhaps ten to four pm on the 24th December... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 Christmas markets combine two things I hate: Christmas and Markets, so they can get fucked. Love it me. First time ever this year I'm doing the family meal. Hope it don't end up like national lampoons Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Christmas markets are fooking shit. Why do folk rave about them? Remember playing City away one year and three quarters of the AHM were drinking mulled wine. Fucking poofs! Casino, howfen, garrp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Love it me. First time ever this year I'm doing the family meal. Hope it don't end up like national lampoons Christmas. Make sure you buy a tree that doesn't quite fit in the house!!! I did last year! Still finding the pine needles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Christmas markets are fooking shit. Why do folk rave about them? Remember playing City away one year and three quarters of the AHM were drinking mulled wine. Fucking poofs! Before hijacking a van to the game with a load of City fans! Now that was an interesting ride! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 24, 2014 Before hijacking a van to the game with a load of City fans! Now that was an interesting ride! looking back, we could've ended up in syria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 wanderersways in moaning at people enjoying themselves shocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 all the german stands are now mostly polish and slovakian, i know by the lingo i remeber from me ma and pa. Germans not been there for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 24, 2014 if anybody tracks down any unfiltered wheat beers, point me in the right direction and ill go otherwise, iamoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) if anybody tracks down any unfiltered wheat beers, point me in the right direction and ill go otherwise, iamoot orrible! has to be malt! Edited October 24, 2014 by bgoefc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'm not averse to enjoying myself, I doubt others are either, we object to being told... "Enjoy yourself NOW! (and spend to facilitate this enjoyment)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'm not averse to enjoying myself, I doubt others are either, we object to being told... "Enjoy yourself NOW! (and spend to facilitate this enjoyment)" Nobody is doing that though. It busy because it's popular. If it's not for you that's fine. It doesn't make it shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Nobody is doing that though. It busy because it's popular. If it's not for you that's fine. It doesn't make it shit.It is shit and it's a pain in the fucking arse Traffic is worse and there's dicks stumbling everywhere when some of us are busy Pipe down Dafyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 The part-timers come out of the woodwork at these things, stumbling about and being a mither, like Jules wrote, I feel like telling them: "You're drinking but you're not used to it, with me it's a full time job..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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