L/H White Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Didn't even wait for the link to open - nay, nay and thrice nay, as butch comedian Frankie Howerd used to say, or as they say in Uganda... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ I hope you found what you were looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat THIS but ill be all over them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) You cynical f*ckers, in my opinion nothing says "I tolerate you because I'm terrified of dying alone" better than a giant card featuring a cartoon of two teddy bears kissing on a backdrop of a loveheart. Edited February 10, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I fucking hate valentines day, trying to pretend you love each other by wasting money on tat I hope you don't have to send a card to all the lucky, lucky ladies that have made it onto your list.....could get expensive! Is Mrs MR58 still on the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I think the last time I received a card or out was the 1980s. Thing is the romantic types don't do it for me. You can't beat the occasional punch in the arm followed by 'you're alright you'. Moist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Last 15 years we just dig out any two of previous years cards, £1 worth of daffs, steak dinner and good bottle of Cabernet sauvignon and Sancerre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I hope you don't have to send a card to all the lucky, lucky ladies that have made it onto your list.....could get expensive! Is Mrs MR58 still on the list? She was back in the day and then we got married and the week after i erased her never to return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne cramp Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 3 quid for 10 roses lidl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Would rather buy the kids summet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Would rather buy the kids summet. so fred the weather man said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 All the lucky girl really wants is a bottle of gin, a roll of gaffa tape, and a couple of royhpnol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 All the lucky girl really wants is a bottle of gin, a roll of gaffa tape, and a couple of royhpnol. Also a Caliper and a charity box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Won't be buying anything for her indoors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 i just pop over to Overdale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Flowers will be much cheaper on the Sunday... cheaper still on Monday. Every pounds a prisoner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 single red rose delivered £25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The other half's birthday is also valentines day Two birds, one stone So to speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The other half's birthday is also valentines day Two birds, one stone So to speak As opposed to The Carpenters... One bird, two stone. ***Old skool joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just bought one of these. Her face will be a picture when i quietly slip into bed and tap her on the shoulder. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Highlander-Hole-Thinsulate-Balaclava-Black/dp/B0094E5ACQ/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 single red rose delivered by me with a full bladder£25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Also a Caliper and a charity box Don't forget the big shoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I think the last time I received a card or out was the 1980s. Thing is the romantic types don't do it for me. You can't beat the occasional punch in the arm followed by 'you're alright you'. Moist Bloody hell, you're gonna have bruised arms on Sat afternoon in social club, at least you'll be very damp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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