Danny G Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) There are Millions of the little fuckers everywhere in my house, How do i get rid without poisoning my Dog at the same time? Edited March 23, 2015 by Danny G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Move house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 More practical; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 More practical; I reckon Abdoulaye Faye's cock looks like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I reckon Abdoulaye Faye's cock looks like that Ha ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 There are Millions of the little fuckers everywhere in my house, How do i get rid without killing poisoning my Dog at the same time? Just take the risk and get a new dog if needs be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Boil your kettle and scald/drown the c*nts...If you do the nest, which should be easy enough to deduce, all the larvae/grubs will float out. Hoover them up then empty it at the end of the garden, if you're feeling humane. Repeat and eventually you'll be rid, chemicals free, unless you get E'd up to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I bought this ant trap thingy where the ants walked over it and took some sort of hallucagenic substance back to the nest. Then the ants all go apeshit and eat each other. Worked a treat. Might be a bit freaky if your dog starts hallucinating though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 23, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2015 Go round the outside walls with jeyes fluid.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 23, 2015 Moderators Share Posted March 23, 2015 Get an anteater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 23, 2015 Moderators Share Posted March 23, 2015 flame gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 23, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2015 Smear jam all over your floors. The ants will initially increase in number but after a while, and in the absence of an ant doctor or dietician, they will eat all the jam and develop diabetes. This will destroy morale and community spirit leading to a nest wide lethargy, resulting in the eventual and inevitable departure of the queen. Those ants not riddled with gout and insulin dependence will follow the queen whilst the rest are left to die slowly under your fridge. Needs to be damson jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Watch them for a while, they're fascinating. I did this whilst lay on a hotel floor in Gran Canaria 20 odd years ago & was transfixed. The fact I probably couldn't get up & was off my head may've added to the excitement so maybe try that too for the full experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 23, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2015 She's right Get a near lethal cocktail of narcotics down your neck, spray them with luminous green paint, and you can stay up til dawn pretending you're in a real life version of Tron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 23, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2015 Tipex one then see how long it takes for that one to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 There are Millions of the little fuckers everywhere in my house, How do i get rid without poisoning my Dog at the same time? Millions? There was Marco, Merrick, Terry Lee, Gary Tibbs and yours truly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 On a serious note, phone pest control at the council 01204-336553 and ask them what's that white stuff they use. It looks like milk and does the job, you spray it on the outside of your house where any holes are in brickwork, but the dog does need to be kept away for a few hours. You'll not get them for years after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 24, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2015 Council charge though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbobby Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) Molten aluminium: Edited March 24, 2015 by superbobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Garden centres have plenty of stuff to deal with the little fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 There are Millions of the little fuckers everywhere in my house, How do i get rid without poisoning my Dog at the same time? Pour petrol/turps over the area they seem to frequent most, and then chuck a match on. That'll get rid of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 Will nip to Wilkos at lunch and get a few traps. if that doesn't work then the fuckers will get torched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 rub um with a bloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOWTUN BAKED Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Equal parts of icing sugar & baking soda. The sugar attracts them & as both are very fine they can't seperate the baking powder which react with their natural acids & kills them. They even take it back to the nest & kills off the whole colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Dress up as a big ant and get them to follow you to the house next door. Then leg it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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