Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 If you were that bloke he snotted... I'd wait around outside whichever semi-gay old boy private club he sups in, and when he walked out half cut I'd shout "C*nt!" and then do that thing where you run up and jump on someone from behind with a headlock then drop to the floor - taking the tall goon down to the ground, I'd give him as many digs as I could before disentangling myself and scarpering, I might give him a few boots to the belly while he was down. How would you get satisfaction? (non-sexual, he's got the upper-hand in that, being an ex-Public schoolboy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I like him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Like hasn't got owt to do with it, I haven't mentioned he's a c*nt or if he's likeable as I an't met him personally, the fact is he stuck one on an employee/underling, if he'd (the underling) had defended himself he'd have likely ended up with a split-lip and his P45... This is how you'd go about getting your pride back if you were said underling, not how likeable soppybollocks (Clarkson) is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'd straddle his neck and beat him round the face with my semi erect penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A night in the garage with Little Whitt should be enough punishment for anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'd reverse over him in a reliant kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'd set fire to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I would hurt him, by ignoring the prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemon Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 A simple cricket bat to the head with the last words he would here are ' and on that bombshell GOODNIGHT' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) I would fuck his wife. Lover not a fighter. Pride restored. Edited March 26, 2015 by Walkden26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I would fuck his wife. Lover not a fighter. Pride restored. Rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 i'd stick his balls in a vice and tighten it real hard stick a knitting needle down his japs eye then repeatedly strike him with a ballpoint hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 26, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted March 26, 2015 Or write on his head with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compo Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 stick a knitting needle down his japs eye @thegonch already has that on video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newton_white Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Met him once( it was in a private club in London -James on James Street I think, where we'd had an event in the day) and he was so far up his own arse I'm surprised he didn't turn himself inside out. Horrible man you'd never tire of smashing in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 There you go then, irish bloke, Oiseau or whatever, now you know where to stage your pride recovery ambush on the c*nt... Now you just need a plan of attack, do you do the job honourably, with boots, head and fists or go 'tooled up', the choice is yours as this is your showcase... (sorry, went a bit Bruce Forsyth there). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'd like to poison him Flatliners style. Just like the film, I'd haunt him with his horrible evil past, play it continuous until he did himself in the horrible shithouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Rules On second thoughts I would just wrap an 8 iron around his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 27, 2015 Members Share Posted March 27, 2015 Yorkshireman he may be and that does suggest a slapping might be appropriate. His un-PC ways, however, are a massively refreshing change in this age of repressed outragers frightened of their own fucking shadow. No twatting - I'd shake him by the hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 He seems such a weed that it wouldn't be fair to smack him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 On second thoughts I would just wrap an 8 iron around his head. And that's why we have rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 And that's why we have rules. Haha, count me a little wiser after this escapade....although I have had a few tonight and she is looking alright now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroySwoosh Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 (edited) I would make him drive me from Scarborough to Whitby in an Escort Cosworth in full on talking to the camera Clarkson mode for the full journey That'll teach him Edited March 27, 2015 by TroySwoosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Yorkshireman he may be and that does suggest a slapping might be appropriate. His un-PC ways, however, are a massively refreshing change in this age of repressed outragers frightened of their own fucking shadow. No twatting - I'd shake him by the hand. To be fair you would probably have invited Adolf Hitler round for tea and claimed it was the lefties over reacting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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