BOWTUN BAKED Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I don't like close season, it gives me too much time to think, which can be a dangerous thing! My little quandary today is..... Who picks up Guide Dog's shit? God knows what I'll think up tomorrow, any more unanswerable questions out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted June 3, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2015 If you had x ray vision and you closed your eyes would you still see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 In the film Toy Story, why when Buzz Lightyear thinks he's a space ranger and not a toy,does pretend to be a toy when humans are in his vicinity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) How do blind people know when their arses are clean after wiping? Edited June 3, 2015 by DazBob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 if a girl has BUMFUN a lot will her cutter go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Why is dyslexia so hard to spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted June 3, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2015 Does a stepladder know who its real parents are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted June 3, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2015 How do blind people know when their arses are clean after wiping? they have a stonger sense of smell so they sniff the toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear, is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Walking on eggshells ? Never seen any eggshells unless somebody tipped a bin over in a back alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I don't like close season, it gives me too much time to think, which can be a dangerous thing! My little quandary today is..... Who picks up Guide Dog's shit? God knows what I'll think up tomorrow, any more unanswerable questions out there? http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pet-advice/how-do-partially-sighted-people-clean-up-after-their-guide-dogs.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 What is beyond our universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heywoodwhite Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 What is beyond our universe? Someone elses universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 wheres all the white dog shit gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 wheres all the white dog shit gone What is beyond our universe? white dog shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 (edited) A real life one, f*cking squirrels, how to rid one's bedsit attic from the little shits, I've tried chucking a hoover attatchment tube at them and that didn't seem to deter them one bit, now I'm at a loss for the next course of action... A yank site suggested a strobe light, that sounds shit and unlikely to work, may as well sling a few Es and glowsticks up for them too. Edited June 4, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 A real life one, f*cking squirrels, how to rid one's bedsit from the little shits, I've tried chucking a hoover attatchment tube at them and that didn't seem to deter them one bit, now I'm at a loss for the next course of action... A yank site suggested a strobe light, that sounds shit and unlikely to work, may as well sling a few Es and glowsticks up for them too. Get a shotgun, snoop's probably got a few he could lend you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Bust a cap in their ass? Well, according to the yank site, shoot them and more will simply take their place, apparently... Happen some of the landed gentry up Horwich will know what to do, this ghetto dweller's at a loss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 4, 2015 Moderators Share Posted June 4, 2015 There's some mad cunt off Hough Fold Way, Harwood, waving his shotgun at kids in the street, no need to look so far for a fucking loon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 We have been plagued with squirrels for years, I trap them then shoot them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I ain't got the time nor inclination to be running some Squirrel Death Row, I believe the appeal process can take years, decades even, too... Can I not just get a dog from the Animal Shelter and stick it up there? What's the best breed for a good viciousness/bloodlust versus weight ratio, I don't want it falling through the ceiling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 wheres all the white dog shit gone I've seen several bits of it recently, it's making a comeback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fellman Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 A real life one, f*cking squirrels, how to rid one's bedsit attic from the little shits, I've tried chucking a hoover attatchment tube at them and that didn't seem to deter them one bit, now I'm at a loss for the next course of action... A yank site suggested a strobe light, that sounds shit and unlikely to work, may as well sling a few Es and glowsticks up for them too. Squirrel traps .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I don't want sensible answers that might work, I want outlandish and lazy-arse solutions that won't... I might try one of these strobe things... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ultrasonic-electronic-multi-function-dog-cat-bird-rodent-pest-repeller-deterrent-/161721869243?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item25a75fe3bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Get a Jack Russell Youri, that'll sort the nut feasting fuckers out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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