Youri McAnespie Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Can I take it back after? Better still, has anyone got a Jack Russell and want to save a few days of dog food expenses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Why doesn't deep heat burn your hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Can blind people see colours in their dreams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted June 4, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2015 There's some mad cunt off Hough Fold Way, Harwood, waving his shotgun at kids in the street, no need to look so far for a fucking loon. Tell me more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 4, 2015 Moderators Share Posted June 4, 2015 Tell me more Angry bloke, you know him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I ain't got the time nor inclination to be running some Squirrel Death Row, I believe the appeal process can take years, decades even, too... Can I not just get a dog from the Animal Shelter and stick it up there? What's the best breed for a good viciousness/bloodlust versus weight ratio, I don't want it falling through the ceiling? that is one bastard good idea would it work for a Raygun looking at a house at the end of my street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIPS Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 What direction do stairs point, up or down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowball Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 that is one bastard good idea would it work for a Raygun looking at a house at the end of my street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I like Jack Dee's quandary. Why to toasters have a setting that burns toast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Where does an itch go when it's scratched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) An actor is an actor until the award season then morphs into an actress Edited June 5, 2015 by boltondiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I like Jack Dee's quandary. Why to toasters have a setting that burns toast? I never knew until recently that the numbers on the dial represent minutes toasted. I just thought they were settings haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I don't want sensible answers that might work, I want outlandish and lazy-arse solutions that won't... I might try one of these strobe things... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ultrasonic-electronic-multi-function-dog-cat-bird-rodent-pest-repeller-deterrent-/161721869243?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item25a75fe3bb I got something similar when we had one setting up home a couple of years ago. It had a booster button you could press and the fuckers certainly scarpered then. Used that with an extra pair of eyes stood outside to see where it bolted from so we could block the hole up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I like Jack Dee's quandary. Why to toasters have a setting that burns toast? There is a simple answer to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 There is a simple answer to this. I know - but that kind of spoils the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 (edited) I like the quandaries people type into google. Just start typing something like "why do black...." and see what comes up. : :" />: Edited June 5, 2015 by Fengshui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted June 5, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted June 5, 2015 I never knew until recently that the numbers on the dial represent minutes toasted. I just thought they were settings haha Surely it's a setting of how far the bi-metallic strip needs to expand to break or make the circuit and not based on time at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishbulb Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 How many ballparks are there, roughly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 How many ballparks are there, roughly? c110,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 5, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2015 If you haven't used a poison by its best before date does it get more or less poisonous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnoopJohnnyJohn Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Get a shotgun, snoop's probably got a few he could lend you. Nope. Don't own a single one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted July 5, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted July 5, 2015 I like the quandaries people type into google. Just start typing something like "why do black...." and see what comes up. : : ::" />: haha, that's ace. top of the list, 'why do black people say aks' second, 'why do black people like fried chicken' we're a world full of mentalists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 These new compressed deodorant canisters... They use less packaging (aluminium?) They use less propellant They take up less space but contain he same amount of deodorant. So.. 1. Why are they still making/selling the big ones and 2. Why are the small ones not cheaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 These new compressed deodorant canisters... They use less packaging (aluminium?) They use less propellant They take up less space but contain he same amount of deodorant. So.. 1. Why are they still making/selling the big ones and 2. Why are the small ones not cheaper? What is the purpose of selling deodorant and antiperspirant? Surely it makes sense to just buy the latter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 What is the purpose of selling deodorant and antiperspirant? Surely it makes sense to just buy the latter? Yes, but the same question stands for both products. I just used the word deodorant as a generic term as most people don't call it antiperspirant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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