gonzo Posted July 27, 2015 Author Share Posted July 27, 2015 They are now talking about releasing power data, how does this prove is somebody is or isn't doping? - I don't understand It shows how much he power wanked whilst off his tits on whizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Using a device fashioned from some lycra shorts, a water bottle, a gel seat cover and some chain oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 It shows how much he power wanked whilst off his tits on whizz. if he was using the Fistmaster-5000, then this information would all be recorded and logged anyway (provided he has the new digital cum collection/storage tray) and easily accessible on the internet for all to see...... provided you've subscribed to "Cum-Stats" (and frankly, why wouldn't you pay the £3.99 per year subscription fee?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 27, 2015 Author Share Posted July 27, 2015 Simon from Bowton just been on talksport going mad about it all. Sounded like Paddy McGuinnes and Fred Dibnah all rolled into one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 if he was using the Fistmaster-5000, then this information would all be recorded and logged anyway (provided he has the new digital cum collection/storage tray) and easily accessible on the internet for all to see...... provided you've subscribed to "Cum-Stats" (and frankly, why wouldn't you pay the £3.99 per year subscription fee?) Yeh, but what if like George he had poor directional control? Half of it would splattered down th'Alpe d’Huez before you could say Carol Vorderman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Yeh, but what if like George he had poor directional control? Half of it would splattered down th'Alpe d’Huez before you could say Carol Vorderman The latest edition for the F5000 cum collection tray has an integrated mini suction tube (similar to one of those things the dentist shoves in your mouth to collect the saliva) that collects every drop of ejaculate, so as to not waste a single drop. I understand that Gonch has been trialling it whilst up his ladders in these strong winds, so he's probably best placed to comment on its effectiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maaarsh Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Adam Yates of Bury won the Clasica San Sebastian today - massive result at his age in a genuinely important classic race - rest of the top 10 were all superstars so he's properly in the elite now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Adam Yates of Bury won the Clasica San Sebastian today - massive result at his age in a genuinely important classic race - rest of the top 10 were all superstars so he's properly in the elite now Please can you give me a footballing analogy so I know how impressed to be? :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 1, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2015 Please can you give me a footballing analogy so I know how impressed to be? :-) Scored a hat trick against Chelsea on his premier league debut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Scored a hat trick against Chelsea on his premier league debut Fair play to the lad. I've always said he was a goodun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Fair play to the lad. I've always said he was a goodun! Playing for Utd, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Playing for Utd, though? I hope he falls and breaks his leg - the cheating, doped up wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 1, 2015 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) superstars? i have no more than a passing interest in cycling, granted, but ive never heard of these 5. Joaquim Rodriguez (Spa) Katusha6. Bauke Mollema (Ned) Trek Factory Racing8. Julian Alaphilippe (Fra) Etixx-QuickStep9. Warren Barguil (Fra) Giant-Alpecin seems like it was more than a little lucky, too enough luck youd have given froome or wiggins little credit, anyroad Edited August 1, 2015 by Casino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maaarsh Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 If you've never heard of Joaquim Rodriguez then you have absolutely no interest in cycling, so I'm not sure why you bothered posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalfordOriginal Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 If you've never heard of Joaquim Rodriguez then you have absolutely no interest in cycling, so I'm not sure why you bothered posting. Plus one from me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 He was good in 'Gladiator'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Out watching the Ride London (& Surrey) today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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