Guest Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 They're a biscuit. Evidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Best crisp ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Plain Hula Hoops for this chris connoisseur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Beefy monster munch Cheesy Wotsits Sweet chilli kettle crisps Probably my top 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Salt & Viniger discos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 5, 2015 Members Share Posted October 5, 2015 Marks & Sparks Chipsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderer1984 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Give me a pack of Spicy Tomato Snaps anyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Kettle chips Vastly overrated for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Kettle chips Vastly overrated for me They are - but the Morrison's own brand sea salt and vinegar are the stuff of legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 30 fucking p???? Still a poor man's Space Raiders! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Evidence? A. They're made by Burtons, a firm primarily involved in biscuit production. B. They're biscuits. Other stuff that don't really count technically as crisps, such as maize or corn based snacks (look at the packet) get a by, as calling them corn-based snacks is the mark of a twat, Fish n Chips, and the lesser distributed cousin, Chicken n Chips are most definitely biscuits. You wouldn't call Mini-Cheddars 'crisps' so tow the line with Fish n Chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 And Keyser Soze himself would be proud of the trick they've pulled with Space Raiders and Transform-A-Snacks... Increase from 10p to 15p, then add a third to the packet size and weight and charge 20p, then keep the big packet and slowly decrease the contents until they're the same weight as the 10p ones. Gypping fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Evidence? I'm afraid Sainsbury's refer to them as... 'Salt & Vinegar Flavour Mini Baked Snack Biscuits' Source -http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/gb/groceries/burtons-fish-n-chips-salt---vinegar-baked-snack-biscuits-5x125g?langId=44&storeId=10151&krypto=M8zhdaQO08VfclBS3bZ82aqer02nNvk3Rq6zCYWf9U95ZNNk6rOIrgURg6CZQsL3h446K7wkl5H5%0ACVLTPq6fkMuXoKWaRncuHN1KXKqbpadJ2SY2by%2BSuivjVYjE2VfZ&ddkey=http:gb/groceries/burtons-fish-n-chips-salt---vinegar-baked-snack-biscuits-5x125g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 As do Burton's Biscuits, on their internet page regarding 'biscuits we make'... https://www.burtonsbiscuits.com/burtons_products/fish-n-chips/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) Regarding biscuits, I notice joyless krauts Aldi no longer call their knockoff Smartie studded biscuit brand Disco Biscuits, Disco Biscuits anymore, and they've probably stopped lacing them with MDMA, too. edit: and, in 'Have I got News For You' stylee, here's what 'The Grocer' Magazine have to say on the matter... http://www.thegrocer.co.uk/opinion/bogof/aldi-down-on-disco-biscuits/230835.article A bit of a swipe at the scouse in the article too. Edited October 5, 2015 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Seabrook are fantastic - the beefy ones are my favourite and the salt & vinegar are so strong they make you sweat. I love the shit crisps like tangy toms, space raiders etc. Monster munch are great despite them being smaller than they used to be. But what about Pringles ????? Texas bbq or whatever they're called - I could eat a full tube in one sitting. And you can stick Doritos up you're arse - bloody awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Roysters bubble chips. T bone steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I can only put walkers or seabrook on a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I like how this thread being near the top is going to annoy you on a daily basis........ Indeed, a little snarl escapes my lips whenever I see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Oh aye, and fish n chips most definitely are biscuits. That's biscuits, not biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 A. They're made by Burtons, a firm primarily involved in biscuit production. B. They're biscuits. Other stuff that don't really count technically as crisps, such as maize or corn based snacks (look at the packet) get a by, as calling them corn-based snacks is the mark of a twat, Fish n Chips, and the lesser distributed cousin, Chicken n Chips are most definitely biscuits. You wouldn't call Mini-Cheddars 'crisps' so tow the line with Fish n Chips. OK They are better than any crisps, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 To Fatolives pack of Bones..... I'll raise you these as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) I love a Scutter crisps but have a favourite luxury type. Piper Chorizo crisps for sale in Booths. Youri's head will probably fall off if I say how much they cost. Edited October 5, 2015 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I wasn't aware that anyone could claim to be highbrow in the world of crisp buying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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