frank_spencer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: It's 'awww!' not 'orrr' if your intending it to read 'awww!' as in 'awww diddums!' Belongs in the 'things that get on your tits' thread. Usually spelled that way by dumb slags on Facebook when their friends crotch goblin is poorly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 He's a dick. Deffo 4 more years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just watched his press conference. He’s deffo off his tits on something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, mickbrown said: Just watched his press conference. He’s deffo off his tits on something Tango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, frank_spencer said: Belongs in the 'things that get on your tits' thread. Usually spelled that way by dumb slags on Facebook when their friends crotch goblin is poorly. Uncharacteristically misogynistic post there, Frank. Blueballs/Valentine's Day related blues? I think everyone on Facebook are (fackin') slags - man, woman and child... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 He's a simpleton. If he hadn't inherited all that money, he would be living alone in a single room shithole and spending his days chasing pigeons in a local park. Him and Jacob Rees Mogg are living proof that inherited wealth means you don't need an education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Spider said: He's a simpleton. If he hadn't inherited all that money, he would be living alone in a single room shithole and spending his days chasing pigeons in a local park. Him and Jacob Rees Mogg are living proof that inherited wealth means you don't need an education. You know this how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, royal white said: You know this how? I think Jacob walking round Glasgow with a nanny in tow knocking on doors to convince the locals to vote Tory was a bit of a no brainer for an educated chap. Edited February 15, 2019 by leigh white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, royal white said: You know this how? I’ve visited a number of alternate universes as I spend my spare time performing dimensional jumps between realities. you could do it if you were as smart as me. i notice the Thoughts and Prayers Anti-Gun Protection Delta Force are out in Aurora, Illinois this evening. Edited February 15, 2019 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Spider said: I’ve visited a number of alternate universes as I spend my spare time performing dimensional jumps between realities. you could do it if you were as smart as me. i notice the Thoughts and Prayers Anti-Gun Protection Delta Force are out in Aurora, Illinois this evening. So you don’t know. What a surprise. I’m not sure what happening in Illinois as I’ve been reading up on how America’s trade with the U.K. will substantially increase post Brexit! Trump haters and remainers taking a double hit there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: "A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: * Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. * You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: 'My God… what… have… I… created? If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: "A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: * Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. * You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: 'My God… what… have… I… created? If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set." Fake news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 I think he’s a racist, vacuous twat who is doing nothing but harm. you think he’s saving the world from something or other. lets leave it at that. Nothing you say will convince me he’s anything other than a dangerous lump of salmon paste wrapped in clingfilm. Nothing I say will stop you wanting to let him jizz on your cereal. he’ll be gone eventually. That’s a very pleasant fact. That he may be replaced by Michelle Obama is cause for optimism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Answer the question, Spider. You can't. Two hundrend and eight grand, the keys to my house and £3.79 to a charity of your choice says you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spider said: I think he’s a racist, vacuous twat who is doing nothing but harm. you think he’s saving the world from something or other. lets leave it at that. Nothing you say will convince me he’s anything other than a dangerous lump of salmon paste wrapped in clingfilm. Nothing I say will stop you wanting to let him jizz on your cereal. he’ll be gone eventually. That’s a very pleasant fact. That he may be replaced by Michelle Obama is cause for optimism. Yes he’s a mega racist. Yes you crack on crying like a spoilt child, this is the best thing about him, how easy he makes it for ‘men’ to turn into weak individuals who cry, whine and bitch at every opportunity they get. MAGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Answer the question, Spider. You can't. Two hundrend and eight grand, the keys to my house and £3.79 to a charity of your choice says you can't. He answered it petal, it’s a few posts up. Keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 Just now, royal white said: Yes he’s a mega racist. Yes you crack on crying like a spoilt child, this is the best thing about him, how easy he makes it for ‘men’ to turn into weak individuals who cry, whine and bitch at every opportunity they get. MAGA You seem upset. is everything ok hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spider said: You seem upset. is everything ok hun? I’m heart broke that he’s only got about another 5 and 1/2 years left, but don’t worry as I know the effect it will have on the anti trump shithouses will keep me happy MAGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, royal white said: He answered it petal, it’s a few posts up. Keep up. 'kin ell, does that gobshittery actually work on anyone? I presume it's sommat alluding to social media/mumsnet type shite? I do know it's popular in alt-right circles, and fuck me, if I was a Nazi - the spunkbubbles fronting that movement, they'd be the first on the list... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Shall we chat about what a twat Sillary Clinton is........and for a BOGOFF Deal.....well chuck her sleazy husband Bill the Cigar in too shall we ? I note silence when RW mentioned the trade deal we’ll be doing with the States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, Spider said: I think he’s a racist, vacuous twat who is doing nothing but harm. you think he’s saving the world from something or other. lets leave it at that. Nothing you say will convince me he’s anything other than a dangerous lump of salmon paste wrapped in clingfilm. Nothing I say will stop you wanting to let him jizz on your cereal. he’ll be gone eventually. That’s a very pleasant fact. That he may be replaced by MICHAEL Obama is cause for optimism. EFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'kin ell, does that gobshittery actually work on anyone? I presume it's sommat alluding to social media/mumsnet type shite? I do know it's popular in alt-right circles, and fuck me, if I was a Nazi - the spunkbubbles fronting that movement, they'd be the first on the list... Not a clue what you’re ranting about. Are you on the right post? Or are you just pissed off you’re on your last can. And stop saying goodnight if you have no intention of going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, royal white said: Not a clue what you’re ranting about. Are you on the right post? Or are you just pissed off you’re on your last can. And stop saying goodnight if you have no intention of going to bed. Just get his IP address mate and we’ll surprise him one morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salford Trotter Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) It's so comical to watch the tango'd president going down in flames. He calls an national emergency for an 'invasion' of south americans that isn't happening yet the US suffer another mass shooting that he ignores and won't introduce gun controls to combat. Hopefully now future Democtrats Presidents can call a national emergency on gun control and climate control, true national emergencies not made up ones Edited February 16, 2019 by Salford Trotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, royal white said: I’m heart broke that he’s only got about another 5 and 1/2 years left, but don’t worry as I know the effect it will have on the anti trump shithouses will keep me happy MAGA He won’t last this term, never mind get another 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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