Breightmet Boy Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 It's gone shit around here (Breightmet) nobody's got any, what's going on nowadays? Anyhow, dug this old chestnut up I was standing in my back garden. . . . talking over the fence to the one of the student girls when she mentioned that some dirty pervert had stolen her underwear from the washing line. She then went on to add that the police were due any moment to look at the CCTV footage from the camera mounted on the back of her house. I nearly shit her knickers ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 know not had none for months by text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted July 15, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted July 15, 2016 Roy Hodgson walks into a dressing room.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChippyTea Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Because Sickipedia has been down for months. The good 'uns mainly come from there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Everything's gone PC thats half the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted July 16, 2016 Author Share Posted July 16, 2016 Sick of it me, I used to get loads of jokes on a daily basis, the world has gone boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Was saying this last night. Used to get bombarded with jokes. Up your game people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Was saying this last night. Used to get bombarded with jokes. Up your game people. Even the octopus porn on what's app has dried up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Other half has threatened to leave me due to my obsession of 1970's American Comedy. Happy Days ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Told the other half I don't want to go to an 80's theme fancy dress party She's Adam Ant we're going though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Who don't you take laxatives with viagra ? Because it makes you crap in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Went the docs and told him " the older I get,the more gossip I spread" He said " you've got rumourtism" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc87 Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 What green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 Split up with my cross eyed girlfriend The bitch was seeing someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Even the octopus porn on what's app has dried up. When I said people, that excludes you ???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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