Thorpey Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 (edited) Local landlord goes on holiday for a couple of weeks and this right little sort turns up. Bit of a shaved hair do but nice tits and arse and early 20s. My mate who's twice her age is having a fag when she sits next to him and the conversation goes along the lines of ... Her "Have you ever thought about gay sex?" Him "No quite happy with the female variety" Her "Fancy coming upstairs for a fuck?" Him "What the fuck?" Her "If you don't fancy fucking me then I'll give you a blow job or a hand job. Ok?" Him "Off we go ....." Up the stairs she tells my mate that he's got to call her 'Trev' as she's going through a transgender change and that's what she wants to be called when she's a bloke. Cut a long story short, my mate shagged Trev and is now worried that he's gay. Trev had no cock. Is he gay? Thoughts? Edited July 18, 2016 by Thorpey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted July 18, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 18, 2016 the old 'my mate' story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Pictures required first before anyone decides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 It's only gay if you make eye contact anyway. Nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 So she wants to be a bloke? Or she was a bloke? What were your thoughts on Trev? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 A suck is a suck at the end of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 If he snogged her with tongues then he's a queer and should be shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted July 19, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted July 19, 2016 I'd like to meet trev. Sounds like a right filthy lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 If his eyes where shut and he was thinking about women, it irrelevant if it was a man or a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 You're only gay if you "push back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Which pub did you say it was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 So she wants to be a bloke? Or she was a bloke? What were your thoughts on Trev? Trev is about to start the change to being a bloke. My thoughts on Trev? Way out of Tomski's league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Trev is about to start the change to being a bloke. My thoughts on Trev? Way out of Tomski's league. Hehe. I'll probably have more of a chance when trev is a bloke as it's window of opportunity closes Reading away in the cup please. Back on topic. Trev seems to be all woman at the mo so I think your mate isn't a botty. I'd assume the tits were the turn on and not the future cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 That's got 'I want a kid before I grow mesen a cock' written all over it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 So What Was IT ??? what Hole Your MATE shag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Local landlord goes on holiday for a couple of weeks and this right little sort turns up. Bit of a shaved hair do but nice tits and arse and early 20s. My mate who's twice her age is having a fag when she sits next to him and the conversation goes along the lines of ... Her "Have you ever thought about gay sex?" Him "No quite happy with the female variety" Her "Fancy coming upstairs for a fuck?" Him "What the fuck?" Her "If you don't fancy fucking me then I'll give you a blow job or a hand job. Ok?" Him "Off we go ....." Up the stairs she tells my mate that he's got to call her 'Trev' as she's going through a transgender change and that's what she wants to be called when she's a bloke. Cut a long story short, my mate shagged Trev and is now worried that he's gay. Trev had no cock. Is he gay? Thoughts? i'd of gone up it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 19, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 19, 2016 did he do Trev up the arse to prepare him further for the life that lays ahead or was it one round the front, for old times sake, a sort of swansong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) If Thorpey's mate is called John they could role play as painters n decorators Edited July 19, 2016 by jules_darby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 So What Was IT ??? what Hole Your MATE shag All three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOWTUN BAKED Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 So, how was she/he then Thorpey? Are you going back for seconds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpey Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 So, how was she/he then Thorpey? Are you going back for seconds? Me??!! Trev has now left the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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