Big E Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 back in hotels in the week. What do you weirdos do to entertain yourself when working away. I am currently having a slap up dinner in the harvester....I know rock and roll. May even nip asda shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Have you wanked yourself dry yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted July 25, 2016 Author Share Posted July 25, 2016 Obviously. It's red raw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Learn to pace yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Drink heavily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Always book hotel with gym pool and sauna spend couple of hours in there then put it all back on with a fine bottle of wine and 3 course meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Always book hotel with gym pool and sauna don't use them then pile it on with a fine bottle of wine and 3 course meal. EFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 25, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted July 25, 2016 assume you've pissed in the kettle already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Go out for a nice tea, come back, sit at the bar and chat to the barmaid/man and give yourself a new identity/job every night and impress her/him with tales of things that have happened to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Disassemble a corgi trouser press or make porn come on your television? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Many years ago, before Happy had invented the internet, i worked at Barton Grange Hotel near Preston pulling the suspended ceilings down in all the hotel rooms, & with every ceiling that came down, we were nearly buried alive under all the er erotica that had been hidden up there !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Get pissed, on expenses. Have a full nights sleep and a lie in (past 7am) Turn into Alan Partridge at the breakfast buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 assume you've pissed in the kettle already? I had do that once there was no sink in the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I had do that once there was no sink in the room How else were you supposed to fill up the kettle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOWTUN BAKED Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Obviously. It's red raw Pinko! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Used to enjoy sitting in the bar area of patshull park hotel when working away in Wolverhampton. Given its location it was an ideal location for cavorting adulterers and plenty of fish fuck buddies. You could tell them from 10 tables away. Many a time I'd be leaving for work at 6am seeing the walks of shame in the hotel corridors; carpets full of slug trails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Speak to my room mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Surely, this question depends on where you are staying? Having been blessed to live near the Linton travel lodge, Duxford is a passable few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 A fucking grown man (allegedly) having to ask what to do to entertain himself needs to give himself a fucking good talking too Obviously his tinder account has been closed down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 A fucking grown man (allegedly) having to ask what to do to entertain himself needs to give himself a fucking good talking too Obviously his tinder account has been closed down His Grinder account it active though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 And so is his mincer account He's that fucking lazy he has to ask other folk what he can do rather than think for himself the lazy gay welsh work shy fucker, plus he can stay in a hotel that has a gym, pool, spa but the lazy cunt can't even be bothered to stay there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 And so is his mincer account He's that fucking lazy he has to ask other folk what he can do rather than think for himself the lazy gay welsh work shy fucker, plus he can stay in a hotel that has a gym, pool, spa but the lazy cunt can't even be bothered to stay there Sorry mate I do not that will work as a best mans speech, you can not point out he is Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted July 26, 2016 Author Share Posted July 26, 2016 And so is his mincer account He's that fucking lazy he has to ask other folk what he can do rather than think for himself the lazy gay welsh work shy fucker, plus he can stay in a hotel that has a gym, pool, spa but the lazy cunt can't even be bothered to stay there I am lost without you and piss riddled pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Get yourself a bit on the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 This is bi e we are talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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