frank_spencer Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Max Cavalera.Sepultura should clearly have been the headline act of the opening ceremony closing with a rousing rendition of Roots Bloody Roots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naytch Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 No interest whatsoever. Except if Jessica Ennis is on. ???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I won't let it interfere with my sleep, it's no World Cup. I'm a sports fan so will follow as much as I can. Also, Team GB. I detest this rather recently adopted term. There was nothing wrong with the Great Britain Team before. This foreignisation (have I just made a word up?) of our sporting teams is unnecessary. What next FC Bolton Wanderers? Also "I aim to medal" or "We are medalling in this event" just fuck off with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Also "I aim to medal" or "We are medalling in this event" just fuck off with it. I agree with that. Ridiculous wording. I'd like to meddle with Jess Ennis though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Casually smashing the world record in your swimming heat. As you do. He's British so he reet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) https://twitter.com/crazyfootbali/status/761997217309786112 Ouch Edited August 6, 2016 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 https://twitter.com/crazyfootbali/status/761997217309786112 Ouch I let out an audible yelp watching that. Ow doesn't cover it I imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 6, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 6, 2016 I bet that stings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Sat watching men's Pommel Horse on a Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Who'd have thowt it - the first gold medal of the games goes to a teenage American shooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Well, there are fucking thousands of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Love it I'm going to get very little sleep this month What's better than watching shit you'd never watch in your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 In fact, last time I stayed in on a Saturday night was London 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 https://twitter.com/crazyfootbali/status/761997217309786112 Ouch Those Frenchies aren't having a good year are they ? Here's one of Daft Daphne from Dubreville on holiday in an exotic location called Iraq with Tom Daley https://mobile.twitter.com/SportsWankers/status/740212464365801476 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 These gymnasts are incredible humans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 (edited) Who'd have thowt it - the first gold medal of the games goes to a teenage American shooter 10 meter air rifle? Fuck me, I reckon I could have got gold in that. Edited August 6, 2016 by Underpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 I was carrying my BSA .22 onto the balcony and it went off and shot me in the testicles so don't underestimate these atheletes. they wouldn't do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 In fact Undies, the last time I saw a gun there was a man saying to me 'Please talk to the police as I have a gun in my pocket' and you where sat facing me taking pictures of Mr H with cabbage on his head I suspect nobody would believe this but we know it's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Given the list of namesinvolved it sounds entirely plausible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Helen Skelton would get it in the bum hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 7, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2016 Helen Skelton would get it in the bum hole Yer darn tootin' That skirt is magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 That is a great skirt. Utter muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Helen Skelton would get it in the bum hole do you realise her husband is from a very well-known Widnes family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 That is a great skirt. Utter muck Nice, just need her to swivel that chair around a little to her left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 7, 2016 Moderators Share Posted August 7, 2016 do you realise her husband is from a very well-known Widnes family? The fact she's married to myler could well mean widnes can get to sniff her drawer of drawers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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