Whites man Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 There must be some spare heroin knocking about Horwich for you after that junky who nicked a defibrillator and that one who was dumped in Yarrow reservoir popped their clogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 There must be some spare heroin knocking about Horwich for you after that junky who nicked a defibrillator and that one who was dumped in Yarrow reservoir popped their clogs. Best heroin in the north in BL6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Best heroin in the north in BL6 Makes up for the poor quality prostitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 Makes up for the poor quality prostitutes. You're asking the wrong pimps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Statistically, there are no more fatalities when drinking alcohol combined with antibiotics than eating a doner kebab twice a day for two years consecutively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Metrodinazole And Malc..... I don't know what to say I'd strongly recommend that you don't mix that with alcohol. Sorry to piss on your bonfire - but there's a good chance you'll spend all night puking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Most antibiotics stop working when you drink, others (especially ones prescribed by dentists) make you ill. If the dentist says don't drink, then definitely don't drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 I may need to ring for a male escort I've had 2 beers and I feel decidedly grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I would either seriously knock it on the head or post photos on here tomorow to document the side-effects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 Just thrown up #BadPint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Just thrown up #BadPint Do one of those videolog thingies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Do one of those videolog thingies You could be the next Cameron Daniels!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Do one of those videolog thingies I'd always wanted to knock one out watching a ginger bloke spew up all over his red dwarf DVD box set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 My throats swollen up What the fuck is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 My throats swollen up What the fuck is this? A bowl of lobby is what you need to make you feel better mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 You could be the next Cameron Daniels!!!! Googled him and I'm still no wiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 A bowl of lobby is what you need to make you feel better mate Aye bit of comfort food that doesn't need chewing seeing as your nashers are on the move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 My throats swollen up What the fuck is this? Save you ringing 111, probably better setting off for Preston a&e now with Chorley being shut .....or get some tryptowhatsits off Smiffs down you and stick BBC4 on for some Floyd and 60's psychedelic rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 Might need a brandy after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 21, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 Might need a brandy after that In all seriousness are you OK? Apart from being a total turnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 lovin this easy on the carrots in the lobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 When I was a bit younger, I went to Las Americas with this girl, she was on anti biotics at the time, I told her she'd be fine, we ended up in Veronicas and she went missing for a while, when she came back she said we were going. Once outside it turned out she had shit herself and had to throw her knickers behind the womens toilets To my surprise, I married her Just goes to show that you should never marry anybody who shites themself The Desiderata according to Widnes: Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. And above all, never marry anybody who shites themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I love this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 (edited) I've had a few cocktails and a catch up with my mates and come home to this. FFS, Spider, just double drop some black and reds and you'll be reet! Edited October 21, 2016 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 21, 2016 Author Site Supporter Share Posted October 21, 2016 (edited) I might have a few days off the booze It's shit anyway Edited October 21, 2016 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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