Best Line, From A Song

[Smiley]

She rolled her R's her beautiful R's.

Sloan - Underwhelmed.

Great song. Love that line.

Edited November 2, 2016 by Smiley

[oggybwfc]

I am invited in for coffee and give the dog a bone.

[Guest]

It's all the same to me

[Biggish Dave]

You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot

[DirtySanchez]

You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot

I do wonder how a song about two drunk tramps ends up being considered a great Christmas song

[enzo gambaro]

I do wonder how a song about two drunk tramps ends up being considered a great Christmas song

Is it because it's about Christmas?

[DirtySanchez]

Is it because it's about Christmas?

Aye but I said great

[Super Bock]

'You're not from New York City you're from Rotherham'

 

Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

[bgoefc]

'Bloody your hands on a cactus tree
Wipe it on your dress and send it to me'

 

Pixies - Cactus

[Spider]

"With the lights out, It's less dangerous."

 

 

 

 

Or anything by Sleaford Mods.

[Farrelli]

'No, no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, there's no limits'.

 

It's important to get exactly the right number of no's in that classic

[Zico]

'You're not from New York City you're from Rotherham'

 

Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

 

I genuinely like "He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar" better, but probably because I used to live there (Hunter's Bar)

[captainmed]

God is a concept by which we measure our pain

 

I'll say it again..................

[superjohnmcginlay]

I'd rather have a piece of toast

 

 

Des'ree

[Ani]

I genuinely like "He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar" better, but probably because I used to live there (Hunter's Bar)

 

Or from the same album

 

calm down temper temper

 

or

 

How it is already £2.50 we've only gone about a yard

 

or

 

There is a very pleasant side to you, a side i much prefer

 

a top album and i really am not that arsed about music !

[Spider]

Sleaford Mods:

 

You better think about the future
You better think about your neck
You better think about the shit hairdo you got mate
I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioli
And a warm bottle of Smirnoff
Under a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clue
Do you want me to tell you what I think about you, Cunt?

[Plums]

Living at home is such a drag,

Now your mom threw away your best porno mag

[mickbrown]

Son, I'm thirty

I only went with your mother 'cos she's dirty.

[White on Tyne]

Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina

A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener

She took me to the cleaners

and other misdemeanours

But I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena

[tshape]

You sycophantic, weasel minded whores

You would sell your mother's cunt to open doors

 

Fat White Family-Garden of the Numb

[JimmyRiddle]

And this is the invention, the adventure of my own

 

 

OCS Get Blown Away

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

Let me get my hands on your mammary glands & let me get your head in the conjugal bed.

[Dr Faustus]

Sleaford Mods:

 

You better think about the future

You better think about your neck

You better think about the shit hairdo you got mate

I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioli

And a warm bottle of Smirnoff

Under a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clue

Do you want me to tell you what I think about you, Cunt?

mate of mine supported them last year... i love

 

 

I'm a connoisseur, I've conned you, sir – nicked your biscuits, laughed with your mates, wanked in your toilet. You fucking titrifle.

 

ace rhyme

[Not in Crawley]

In 1985 I was hospitalised for approaching perfection...

 

And from the same song;

 

'I asked the painter why the roads are coloured black,

He said, 'Steve, it's because people leave and no highway will bring them back.''

So if you don't want me I promise not to linger,

But before I go I've got to ask you dear about that tan line on your ring finger.'

 

Silver Jews - Random Rules

[Tonge moor green jacket]

See if I was in your blood you wouldn't be so ugly.