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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

Rough As Fuck Roll Call


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  • 5 weeks later...

Dryathlons are for metrosexuals, southerners and folk who watch X Factor.

I watch X factor and not only am I metro I am also trisexual.

 

I shall not be partaking in no dryathlon. The bay horse needs me.

 

As does the golden eagle.

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I'm going to;

 

Stick to beer only eyeopeners of a morning - no wine, sherry, spirits or brasso.

 

Stop making my daytime coffees 'irish' with glugs of Glayva...

 

Three pint limit at last orders, Guinness or cider only, no premium lager etc.

 

Stop buying tramps outside the supermarket packs of cans then drinking a couple of them myself whilst shooting the breeze awhile.

 

Cease secreting 'emergency' three litre bottles of Strongbow about the house.

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