Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2021 23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: My mate works for Age Concern in Wednesbury, they're never out of the place. Always scrounging cups of tea and pink wafers with some gripe or other. They're 65 and 68 respectively. Far too old to be banging biscuit tins and shouting over a bontempi organ. They live in Nottingham. Not that it means they don't go to Age Concern in Wendesbury. I'm just saying. To tell the truth, I assumed you'd at least find the vitriolic, anti-establishment tone of their lyrics rather appealing, spat out as it is in a regional accent by a man who wears ankle length sports trousers a fair bit. Lyrics like this from their seminal track "Jobseeker": ------------------- So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment Since your last signing on date? Fuck all I've been sat around the house wanking And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven It's now twelve o'clock And some of you smelly bastards need executing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Anyhow, fans of the Sleafords (pictured below) can catch up with the gents in the latest hip youngster's periodical The NME - where they hold forth on; Tony Blair, Boris Johnson, denture fixatives, decimalisation, 'darkies', Glen Miller, biscuits and not being able to use their bus pass before 10am... http;//www,nme.co.org/sleafordmods-theyreusedtobe240penniesinappund.url Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spider said: They live in Nottingham. Not that it means they don't go to Age Concern in Wendesbury. I'm just saying. To tell the truth, I assumed you'd at least find the vitriolic, anti-establishment tone of their lyrics rather appealing, spat out as it is in a regional accent by a man who wears ankle length sports trousers a fair bit. Lyrics like this from their seminal track "Jobseeker": ------------------- So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment Since your last signing on date? Fuck all I've been sat around the house wanking And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven It's now twelve o'clock And some of you smelly bastards need executing They should do a collaboration with Scooter and Status Quo.. Surely he should be railing against the terms of cold weather payments? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Anyhow, fans of the Sleafords (pictured below) can catch up with the gents in the latest hip youngster's periodical The NME - where they hold forth on; Tony Blair, Boris Johnson, denture fixatives, decimalisation, 'darkies', Glen Miller, biscuits and not being able to use their bus pass before 10am... http;//www,nme.co.org/sleafordmods-theyreusedtobe240penniesinappund.url Sleaford Mods used to do gay porn before hitting musical paydirt. One of their more infamous shoots was known by the name "Lemon Party" if you'd like to see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Sleaford Mods used to do gay porn before hitting musical paydirt. One of their more infamous shoots was known by the name "Lemon Party" if you'd like to see it? Did it also involve DJ Steve Aoki (age 62)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2021 "Sat in me house Nose twitching like a fucking mouse At the smell of stale Complan and veruuuuuca cream. No-one give a shit if I'm late down the allotment cos the bus driver said my pass was out of date My left arm aches It's the only thing keeping me warm the fact that I'm having a stroke To the buzzin' noise of a single bar HEEEEAAATTEEERRRR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2021 I'll send them lyrics to the Mods for their next album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 😀 It'd be more true to their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Are old fuckers prone to verrucas? I always thought they were an affliction of the young... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 They're the Superdry of music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Sleaford Mods not The Varukers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 Bus passes don't have an expiry date iirc. Basically it's saying 'you're good 'til you peg it, which will be soon, so don't lose it'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 11, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2021 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: They're the Superdry of music. Pigswill SuperDry items are the accoutrements of the sartorial walking dead. You see SuperDry man in the pub. You see him because his nylon-enriched clothing can be seen by the Mars Rover. It says SuperDry on it. Everywhere. It would be less subtle if the chap had instead bought a plain white T-Shirt and written on it with his own blood "I'm 43 years old. But this TShirt is telling you that I'm not going into my mid life crisis quietly. No way Pedro. I'm going into my fleshy, middle years kicking and screaming covered in garments that are only marginally less tacky than my Maori tattoo sleeves. Look at me. FUCKING LOOK AT ME." Mods are just angry. They don't want your pity, or respect, or admiration. They just want to shout and tell everyone to fuck off. All to a backdrop of infectious beats. Edited March 11, 2021 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 Bit of Scott Parker for a Friday afternoon BANGER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 RUDYS FRIDAY BANGERS DJ Rudeboi available for weddings, funerals , cocaine Thursdays etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 I'll give you Peaches and Setting Sun. but t'others are bit poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: I'll give you Peaches and Setting Sun. but t'others are bit poo. You’re a bit poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: You’re a bit poo Well true my musical tastes have taken me back to the tremendously terrible Alestorm today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 12, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2021 Not Over Yet still sounds as good now as it did then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Zico said: Not Over Yet still sounds as good now as it did then Klaxons do a good job covering it but it still doesn’t compare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 12, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2021 39 minutes ago, Rudy said: Klaxons do a good job covering it but it still doesn’t compare saw the Klaxons at the Apollo once - think Smiley and his brother were there with us weirdest gig ever clearly the majority of Klaxons fans were 15 they were all at the "bottom half" of the apollo standing area having some mad mosh rave to hardcore techno tunes being pumped out by the support, glow sticks goign on and all sorts at the back were all the parents who had come along and had to hang around waiting then us and others in between who felt like they'd turned up at some youth club disco one kid asked us if they could buy a cig off us, another asked if we'd buy them beer and also lend them a quid for said pint shite, basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 16 minutes ago, Zico said: saw the Klaxons at the Apollo once - think Smiley and his brother were there with us weirdest gig ever clearly the majority of Klaxons fans were 15 they were all at the "bottom half" of the apollo standing area having some mad mosh rave to hardcore techno tunes being pumped out by the support, glow sticks goign on and all sorts at the back were all the parents who had come along and had to hang around waiting then us and others in between who felt like they'd turned up at some youth club disco one kid asked us if they could buy a cig off us, another asked if we'd buy them beer and also lend them a quid for said pint shite, basically Been to many a gig like that in the past, was usually some shite scenecore emo band my mate dragged me along to just so he didn't look like a nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 12, 2021 Members Share Posted March 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, Zico said: saw the Klaxons at the Apollo once - think Smiley and his brother were there with us weirdest gig ever clearly the majority of Klaxons fans were 15 they were all at the "bottom half" of the apollo standing area having some mad mosh rave to hardcore techno tunes being pumped out by the support, glow sticks goign on and all sorts at the back were all the parents who had come along and had to hang around waiting then us and others in between who felt like they'd turned up at some youth club disco one kid asked us if they could buy a cig off us, another asked if we'd buy them beer and also lend them a quid for said pint shite, basically Probably wasn’t parents probably in the same boat as you lot 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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