MalcolmW Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Mick Jagger, aged 73, has just fathered his eighth child. MJ is already a great-grandfather, which means his new son is already a great-uncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 8, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 8, 2016 Kinell, I read that as dead again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Irresponsible imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 8, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 8, 2016 He should have gone for the brown sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 How long does a bloke's man juice work for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted December 8, 2016 Author Share Posted December 8, 2016 How long does a bloke's man juice work for? Record is 92. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Record is 92. And he managed to have it off too? Blimey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 8, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2016 Whilst I'm sure the kid will never go hungry, I can't see what use an 80 year bloke will be for a kick around in the park. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 8, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2016 How long does a bloke's man juice work for? Never stops being produced; though I think potency declines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Cut his bollocks off... He'd have been at least in his late thirties when the mother was a baby herself, which is tantamount to him being a paedo, or sommat, sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 8, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 8, 2016 Selfish twat. His kid is not going to get any decent fathering time with his dad as he will be dead soon. Although I bet the rest of his kids hardly ever see him anyway; happy to be proved otherwise but wont hold my breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 He was born during the Second World War ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Whilst I'm sure the kid will never go hungry, I can't see what use an 80 year bloke will be for a kick around in the park. A goalpost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Walking football. Jagger Junior can snap his old man in two with a brutal late tackle (aptly) and speed up his inheritance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted December 9, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) Folk calling him a cunt for being too old are way off the mark. If his kid grows up as a decent person that's all that matters. So what if he can't play footy with his kid when he's 80, he'll just watch him or her instead. Edited December 9, 2016 by Alf Hartigan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted December 9, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2016 I reckon his wench just wanted a cut of the maintenance money when he gets bored and moves on to the next gold digger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 9, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 9, 2016 Aye I'm sure she'll have a dad contingency plan, probably got one waiting in the wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter White on Tyne Posted December 9, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted December 9, 2016 If it's a girl I reckon Bill Wyman will be sniffing around in about 13 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 At least it's not another brat spewed out by a Waynetta that we have to pay for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Whilst I'm sure the kid will never go hungry, I can't see what use an 80 year bloke will be for a kick around in the park. Cunt That would probably be true of most 80 year olds, but have you seen how much energy he has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 9, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 9, 2016 At least it's not another brat spewed out by a Waynetta that we have to pay for. its true and while its the old two wrongs not making rights, jagger wont be disappearing for 12 hour shifts every day like loads of dads i bet he sees more of this one growing up than i ever did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 He should be neutered now though. Or put him in a cardboard box with plenty of straw somewhere warm, like under the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 its true and while its the old two wrongs not making rights, jagger wont be disappearing for 12 hour shifts every day like loads of dads i bet he sees more of this one growing up than i ever did Haha quite true. I only ever saw my dad on a Saturday afternoon. And even then that was only through the window of the king bill or when I looked across at the burnden paddock from the lever end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 When the baby arrives drag 'Sir' Mick by the ear over to one of their shitty nappies and then force his head into it and rub his nose in it saying "No! No!" in a stern voice, then lock him in the back yard for a spell, even if he whines and scratches at the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 As NB says, he's not expecting the taxpayer to pick up the tab and moaning he can't go out to work because he has to look after them, and he's still capable of getting it up for 5 mins of fun, fair fucks to him. I reckon he's having a competition with Ronnie Wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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