gonzo Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Micheal Stray Purrr Frandsen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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madthatter Posted January 14, 2017 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 Wolfgang Felix McCat I am literally going to change my name to this by depol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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madthatter Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 Had to laugh just now, sort of. My mrs came down stairs looking white and could barely speak . . . Anyways, last week during the mega hot weather the cat woke her up middle of the night scrabbling round the back of her head (our bed broke recently so we are on a mattress on the floor) she thought he was after a moth or something. Apart from her not sleeping much we thought no more about it. She wouldn't tell me what was up but said would I please go and look under the mattress and remove what was there. I thought it would be a big moth or a spider Turns out it's a dead mouse or shrew that had been squashed to death by my mrs. Poor thing must have squirmed under there trying to escape the cat only to be slowly crushed to death instead of mauled. What wasn't so funny was when I pretended it was still alive and waggled the tail she whacked my arm spilling my whisky and smashing my Glencairn! It stunk too! New mattress, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 26, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2017 (edited) Towser, then glenturret mouse catching feline is having a whisky named after her. You'll have to try a drop. Edited June 26, 2017 by Tonge moor green jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 Towser, then glenturret mouse catching feline is having a whisky named after her. You'll have to try a drop. Will certainly check it out! I may well lose an appendage if I buy anymore bottles of whisky at the minute. One more today . . . eeek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 We recently had a little bugger crawl into the isofix section of my daughters car seat before getting itself stuck. My car absolutely hummed for days and I spent a fortune on cleaning products. Luckily the dog was straight on it when I moved the seat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Fucking hate cats. Three close neighbours have them and they all dig holes in my garden and shit in them. One even climbed in a big flower pot and shat in it Seem to have solved the problem though. Bought a load of those thin sticks that you hold small plants up with. Broke em in half and stuck em in the soil. Saw one of the cats the other morning. Soon scarpered when it tried to squat and got a stick up it's ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Is none of you miserable c*nts going to offer the lad a spare bed then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 Fucking hate cats. Three close neighbours have them and they all dig holes in my garden and shit in them. One even climbed in a big flower pot and shat in it Seem to have solved the problem though. Bought a load of those thin sticks that you hold small plants up with. Broke em in half and stuck em in the soil. Saw one of the cats the other morning. Soon scarpered when it tried to squat and got a stick up it's ring Olbas Oil. Seriously. Just sprinkle it around or Vicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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