theacademic Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Dear all, I am involved in some university research that is looking at our use of screens in our everyday lives. We have compiled an anonymous survey via the following link where I hope you can spare a few minutes to share your important views. https://teesside.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/screen-society Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 What's the best scientific way of getting jizz off an ipad screen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) What's the best scientific way of getting jizz off an ipad screen? More jizz Edited February 3, 2017 by freds dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted February 3, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2017 What's the best scientific way of getting jizz off an ipad screen? http://www.craftexcleaningsystems.co.uk/consumables-c1/carpet-upholstery-pre-sprays-c5/craftex-bio-enzyme-sprayer-500ml-p63 don't use too much though, breaks down protein and is great for getting large amounts of blood of carpets.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theacademic Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 Thanks to those who have completed the survey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Thanks to those who have completed the survey. So how do you get the jizz off then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 So how do you get the jizz off then? It's an old wives tale but works, apparently: You need to get all the inlaws round, turn off all the lights, shut the curtains and shine a big UV lamp on it for 15 minutes or so. Then wipe with a crusty sock or T shirt that's been whetted with spittle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 It's an old wives tale but works, apparently: You need to get all the inlaws round, turn off all the lights, shut the curtains and shine a big UV lamp on it for 15 minutes or so. Then wipe with a crusty sock or T shirt that's been whetted with spittle Has that been proven to work irrefutably though? ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Has that been proven to work irrefutably though? ;-) untested by myself but I reckon the spittle and sock combo could potentially make things worse . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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