Piemon Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Any of you neanderthals ever needed to pass a urine test for a new job?? Needs to mask the odd bit of spliff now and then nowt more than that. Lots of american replies on't interweb. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Widnes Two Hats Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Any of you neanderthals ever needed to pass a urine test for a new job?? Needs to mask the odd bit of spliff now and then nowt more than that. Lots of american replies on't interweb. Cheers You have to pass a drug test to get a job? Jesus, I'm never going to work again Get your mate to have a piss for you, I mean him, your mate that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted April 17, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2017 Water, lots and lots of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Weed takes up to a month to leave system dependent on body fat, metabolism, frequency of use and such. Not sure how it would be set up but if you piss for your mate they may be suspicious if said piss is room temp . . . I'd tell your mate to do lots of cardio and consume fluids as suggested above. Either that or watch Gattaca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 You have to pass a drug test to get a job? Jesus, I'm never going to work again Get your mate to have a piss for you, I mean him, your mate that is I find it an infringement of basic rights me self but hey ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Cocaine is 2/3 days in piss test. 3-4 days gum swab. Weed is a fucker to shift but normally only tested for with a gum swab nowadays. Like Baz says, water water and more water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) theres some film or summat were some dude needs this doing, and one of his mates takes it for him . the joke is that he's a bigger drug fiend than them all put together. the results come back and the dude goes 'pcp ?! i have to see a psycologist at work' i forget what its from (uh-oh) Edited April 17, 2017 by e2e4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Is weed illegal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTheRave Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Cranberry juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Is weed illegal? Slightly yes. Some companies don't like their employees smoking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I'll do the piss for £20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 I'll do the piss for £20 Id better not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 17, 2017 Some companies don't like their employees smoking it. And that's the point, isn't it Nowt to do with folks basic tucking rights We will pay you this and you will do this and won't do that Now,do you want the job or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Any of you neanderthals ever needed to pass a urine test for a new job?? Needs to mask the odd bit of spliff now and then nowt more than that. Lots of american replies on't interweb. Cheers If you smoke weed and have done within the last month...I don't fancy your chances. Get one of the tests off the net and try that first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Could passive smoking not be argued? There's an estate I work on that has a constant skunk plume hovering in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 And that's the point, isn't it Nowt to do with folks basic tucking rights We will pay you this and you will do this and won't do that Now,do you want the job or not? Fair point but Could passive smoking not be argued? There's an estate I work on that has a constant skunk plume hovering in the air. . . . mitigating circumstances etc. You disagree, obviously, but i'd say that ones chosen line of work should have no bearing on what one does outside of it, so long as competency isn't affected. It's that such contracts are allowed at all that I have issue with - which, before you pipe up again , was a response to Widness post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 It is a joke that you can go and be a wreck less piss head at the weekend no questions asked but a pill and you are scum of the earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 17, 2017 Easy solution, set up your own business and employ whoever you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Easy solution, set up your own business and take whatever drugs you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted April 17, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2017 A mate of mine works with heavy machinery all day long, he used to smoke weed like they were normal cogs all day every day including at work. They warned everyone at the place that they would start testing for drugs for H&S reasons so he just quit there and then. Said his job was worth more to him than weed. Doesn't smoke fags either just those shite e-cig things instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 It is a joke that you can go and be a wreck less piss head at the weekend no questions asked but a pill and you are scum of the earth Aye. It does seem to me that our society's views on 'drugs' seem rather archaic and hypocritical in many instances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 There's some fucker near our kids that's blazing one up every morning when I pick the van up. He then gets picked up and goes window fitting. It stinks the street out. How the fuck can you get through a mornings work after a joint is beyond me. I'd want to eat space raiders and play golden eye on the n64. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 There's some fucker near our kids that's blazing one up every morning when I pick the van up. He then gets picked up and goes window fitting. It stinks the street out. How the fuck can you get through a mornings work after a joint is beyond me. I'd want to eat space raiders and play golden eye on the n64. Agreed. Lad I know first thing every morning spark a spliff up and same at lunchtime. Worked for major bank still does. Amazes me how they do it. When I've indulged in something in work hours it's been to fire me up no paralyse me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 On site you have a drugs & alcohol test before you start & random ones as & when. If you've been out drinking the night before, you don't go on site - simple. I don't want someone with a laid back attitude due to relaxing drugs, or someone hungover, endangering my safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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