Dimron Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, Carlos said: There's no lorry drivers because no cunt wants to graft anymore. A lorry driver grafting? That'd be a first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 4, 2021 Members Share Posted August 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dimron said: A lorry driver grafting? That'd be a first Ronnie Phillips and Undies will be fuming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dimron said: A lorry driver grafting? That'd be a first They do graft a bit, when they're not murdering prostitutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 4, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 4, 2021 Thundering down the M6 whilst watching Porntube and eating a bin lid ain't easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) I went for an interview for lorry driving but I smiled too much and told them I could only eat one Yorkie Bar per day Edited August 4, 2021 by Dimron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Rudy Posted August 5, 2021 Members Share Posted August 5, 2021 19 hours ago, Dimron said: I went for an interview for lorry driving but I smiled too much and told them I could only eat one Yorkie Bar per day What’s your prostitute murder conversion rate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 (edited) It's no coincidence that wagon drivers used to 'rest' down Shifnall Street, then when the social and coppers moved it up (brassing) to Coe Street that suddenly became their preferred 'rest' stop. In between jobs in my late teens I signed on with an employment agency, was offered a job as an 'overnight' driver's mate, including dossing down in the cab with the murderous cunt(s) I thought... A. I'd wake up with a sore bottom, boxers on the wrong way round after a suspiciously chalky cup of tea last thing. Or... B. Be forced to aid and abett the kidnap, rape, murder and disposal of some poor girl who'd turned to prostitution. I said 'no ta' and went elsewhere, ended up at White Arrow - they (the drivers) mainly spent time thinking up increasingly bizarre reasons why they'd brought loads of returns back after spending the day fishing and not delivering, rather than murdering girls of the night. Edited August 7, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2021 On 04/08/2021 at 10:36, Dimron said: That is what that Tory twat Bridgen was saying... Blair facilitated working class people to go to university rather than accept their station in life and become manual workers, as a result we became reliant on imported labour and now have fewer British lorry drivers. In his world we should all have accepted our roles in life and expected nothing better. On the plus side we are now going to teach latin in schools He's right too. The education, education, education statement was all well and good provided there are the requisite number of quality courses and jobs available afterwards; which there aren't. Nor are there enough academically good enough students around to undertake meaningful degrees. It also created a 2 tier system whereby it was almost demeaning not to go to university. It is also completely incorrect to think that in was previously more difficult for folk from poorer backgrounds to go to university. It wasn't as it was based on academic ability only, with a grant system available. Now it scares the fuck out of many, for fear of being tens of thousands in debt at the end. A nice idea, but a huge mistake- I worked for a university for some time and witnessed the effects personally. One benefit however, is the lack of tradesmen meaning those available can earn loads of coin. All societies need to have sufficient employment and opportunities for everyone, based not just on academic ability, but other qualities too. Fortunately, we now seem to be changing things in that direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 I feel like we need a new thread based on an old classic... Favourite way to kill a prostitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: It is also completely incorrect to think that in was previously more difficult for folk from poorer backgrounds to go to university. It wasn't as it was based on academic ability only, with a grant system available. Now it scares the fuck out of many, for fear of being tens of thousands in debt at the end. A nice idea, but a huge mistake- I worked for a university for some time and witnessed the effects personally. I have to agree with your points, I grew up in a Bolton council house, went to sixth form and ended up with a science degree with a local authority grant, I like to think it was about my desire and ability. However I don't totally agree with Bridgen because he is glossing over how the privileged posh boys could automatically walk into Oxbridge colleges and similar irrespective of ability. This is probably what New Labour was trying to address. I think I have already mentioned that I sometimes teach part time in Colleges and my full time long serving peers tell me how the raw product from the schools is nowhere near as good as it used to be, a lot of the new intakes have to have remedial classes in reading, writing and arithmetic alongside their courses... should these people be in Higher Education? When with a class of trade apprentices I always tell them to be proud and that they will spend their lives making things and contributing to society irrespective of what others working in call centres and such might say. As a part time freelance teacher I always got the Friday afternoon trigonometry lesson with the joinery apprentices after they had been in the pub over the road! Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 2 hours ago, stevieb said: I feel like we need a new thread based on an old classic... Favourite way to kill a prostitute Offer to perform a backroom abortion, then hoodwink them into breathing in gas from the cooker, when incapacitated from the gas interfere with them, then strangle them with a length of rope... If rumbled blame an illiterate Welsh simpleton as the culprit and the job's a good 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted August 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2021 5 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Offer to perform a backroom abortion, then hoodwink them into breathing in gas from the cooker, when incapacitated from the gas interfere with them, then strangle them with a length of rope... If rumbled blame an illiterate Welsh simpleton as the culprit and the job's a good 'un. Fucking hell, Youri, you’ve really thought about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, MickyD said: Fucking hell, Youri, you’ve really thought about this. I did a lot of consulting during the war... If you'll just remove your undergarments and lie down... Breathe, Beryl, Breathe, breathe in the gas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 4 hours ago, MickyD said: Fucking hell, Youri, you’ve really thought about this. Youri's schooled with John Christie I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted August 8, 2021 Members Share Posted August 8, 2021 2 hours ago, jayjayoghani said: Youri's schooled with John Christie I think. Was gonna say this is a 10 Rillington place job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted August 14, 2021 Members Share Posted August 14, 2021 @miamiwhite Sadiq Khan is here at Wimbledon, would you like me to pass on a message? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Ask him his favourite way to kill a prostitute. Or to commit an honour-killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 He still an absolute prick then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 16, 2021 Moderators Share Posted August 16, 2021 Gotta say, its a cracking spot to notice his watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Casino said: Gotta say, its a cracking spot to notice his watch Aye, it is, but to be honest if the lying twat told you grass was green, you'd check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 He's a nonce, he was 26 when his filly was a baby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mickbrown Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Bullshit. It isn't in Grantham. The fkkrs have closed our A&E... nearest is now 45 mins away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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