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Had one once and my thumb. Got really infected and tender.. squeezed it really hard to try and get some puss out (I know.. not best idea) and a cm long splinter shot out.

I've still got an inch long bit of wood in my hand from a bow and arrow that splintered as I fired it as a kid 45 years ago. Fuckers at the infirmary couldn't be arsed to go through the complications of getting it out, so they just patched it up at either end of the wound and the bastard has been there under the base of my thumb ever since. One day I'll get it cut out. I blame the fact that I'm a fat bald cunt on its presence. If only they'd taken it out, I could have been the new Bond.

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Unless it gets infected - in which case you'll need it chopping off :-) If it's hot, red, swollen and painful and you can't get it out yourself then it's probably worth a trip to A&E.

Not even sure there's owt in to be honest, perhaps some bugs left in there by the initial thrust?

 

How do you get one out if you can't see it?

 

Its certainly hot red and swollen.... Phnaaa

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Just looked up SPILE.

 

 

spile
[spʌɪl]
spiles (plural noun)
 
  1. a large, heavy timber driven into the ground to support a superstructure.
     
     
     
    ​So maybe just a Bolton way of understating or understating the event.
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Unless it gets infected - in which case you'll need it chopping off :-) If it's hot, red, swollen and painful and you can't get it out yourself then it's probably worth a trip to A&E.

Come off it mate, a bit of drawing cream will do the do and save the A&E staff 4 hours of laughter at TMGJ's expense haha...

 

Anyway..

 

Nobby Spiles.

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Come off it mate, a bit of drawing cream will do the do and save the A&E staff 4 hours of laughter at TMGJ's expense haha...

Anyway..

Nobby Spiles.

Funnily enough lad's at a & e now. Had an x-ray on his elbow. Tried to jump across a stream on his bike and fell off. We've all done somert equally stupid I suppose.

 

Daley Sblinder.

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Come off it mate, a bit of drawing cream will do the do and save the A&E staff 4 hours of laughter at TMGJ's expense haha...

 

Anyway..

 

Nobby Spiles.

You'd be surprised. A mate of mine has a daughter who's finger was on the verge of amputation after a splinter got infected. Took a load of IV antibiotics and surgery under GA to save it.

 

Mind you - I'm sure you've had your fair share in your line of work?

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You'd be surprised. A mate of mine has a daughter who's finger was on the verge of amputation after a splinter got infected. Took a load of IV antibiotics and surgery under GA to save it.

Mind you - I'm sure you've had your fair share in your line of work?

Aye, I know they can be pretty serious pal, I was just jesting re TMGJ.

 

Get them regularly at work, spend more time getting them out than being on the roof.

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Haha,nice one.

TMGJ would faint when I pull my Stihl saw out.....

Give over, them saws are toys.

Get the old stihl chain saw on my splinter, that'll sort it!

 

Anyway, seems a little piffling, doctor suspects lad has a fracture of his elbow. :(

One for kent- it didn't show up on x-ray- but the quack said "sub chondral" fractures are known for sometimes not doing.

Been on t'internet but seems to say sub chondral is to do with femurs so I'm non the wiser.

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Give over, them saws are toys.

Get the old stihl chain saw on my splinter, that'll sort it!

Anyway, seems a little piffling, doctor suspects lad has a fracture of his elbow. :(

One for kent- it didn't show up on x-ray- but the quack said "sub chondral" fractures are known for sometimes not doing.

Been on t'internet but seems to say sub chondral is to do with femurs so I'm non the wiser.

Hope your son's ok pal.

 

Little un takes a fractured elbow like a trooper, whilst his dad cries over a splinter haha........I'll bring the Stihl saw round later matey.

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Mate of mine got a spelk in his thumb which swelled up and went red. Went to chemist who told him he could flog him some antiseptic but just as good to put some germolene on it and it'd be fine.

Swelling went down and easy to pull out.

Jon Arne Tweezer

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Been on t'internet but seems to say sub chondral is to do with femurs so I'm non the wiser.

Subchondral just means the fracture is below a bit of cartilage - although I don't understand why it wouldn't show up on an x-ray because you can see straight through cartilage. Mind you I'm not a radiologist or in orthopaedics! :-)

 

This gives a pretty good explanation of it though.....

 

http://www.joint-pain-expert.net/supracondylar-fracture.html

 

Hope your lad is OK! :-)

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Subchondral just means the fracture is below a bit of cartilage - although I don't understand why it wouldn't show up on an x-ray because you can see straight through cartilage. Mind you I'm not a radiologist or in orthopaedics! :-)

This gives a pretty good explanation of it though..... http://www.joint-pain-expert.net/supracondylar-fracture.html

Hope your lad is OK! :-)

As I wondered, wife's just arrived, and I mentioned supracondylar fractures- seen them on the internet, common in kids when falling down and putting hands down, and she reckoned the doctor may well have said that.

Its swollen more while he's been there.

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