Guest Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Cereal mixing is true future; nowt wrong with that As a fussy fuck (I know surprising innit) my hate list is pretty long, so off the top of my head Ketchup (you dirty cunt) Brown sauce (its named after a colour FFS) Nuts (all and every one you fucking monkeys) Eggs (apart from scrambled or omelettes) Tomatoes (passata and soup are ok) Raw onions Gherkins. Are they pickled things? In fact everything pickled except monster munch Stewed meat. You've got rid of anything good there. This shite is why English food used to get a bad wrap Which brings me to casserole. 60's/70's garbage Smoked fish / cheese / meat. Just cook the cunt normally Mushy peas. Why would you do that? That's a top list Raw onions; great call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Have a go at roasted cauliflower. No pre-cooking, just break it up, chuck on some olive oil and salt and bung it in a hot oven for twenty minutes or so till it's browned and tender. It's like a different vegetable. I'd give it a bash but even in cauliflower cheese or a curry it's still grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Mushrooms - what's all that about then? Why would you choose to eat fungus? You might as well chew on some athletes foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 4, 2017 Members Share Posted October 4, 2017 Mushrooms - what's all that about then? Why would you choose to eat fungus? You might as well chew on some athletes foot. Gobsmacked. Although I have witnessed you eating red meat some years ago, I was under the impression by now that your transmogrification into a complete mung bean chomping yoghourt knitter would have you extolling the virtues of mushrooms as 'meat for vegetarians'. Genuinely surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Pretentious? Moi? I'd already said that you dolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Gobsmacked. Although I have witnessed you eating red meat some years ago, I was under the impression by now that your transmogrification into a complete mung bean chomping yoghourt knitter would have you extolling the virtues of mushrooms as 'meat for vegetarians'. Genuinely surprised. Well quorn is a fungus iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 4, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 4, 2017 Cereal mixing is true future; nowt wrong with that As a fussy fuck (I know surprising innit) my hate list is pretty long, so off the top of my head Ketchup (you dirty cunt) Brown sauce (its named after a colour FFS) Nuts (all and every one you fucking monkeys) Eggs (apart from scrambled or omelettes) Tomatoes (passata and soup are ok) Raw onions Gherkins. Are they pickled things? In fact everything pickled except monster munch Stewed meat. You've got rid of anything good there. This shite is why English food used to get a bad wrap Which brings me to casserole. 60's/70's garbage Smoked fish / cheese / meat. Just cook the cunt normally Mushy peas. Why would you do that? You're not of this world surely- what do you eat? Stewed meat- what's wrong with it; all the goodness is retained in the liquor! A curry is effectively stewed meat, just with spices. With the availability of ingredients nowadays stews and casseroles should be magnificent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I'll eat owt and try owt. Now from trying different things I will never touch the following again. Horse Meat Steak Tartare I can only eat fruit with Ice Cream. There's not much I won't eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) Fucking hell. The polished pate now makes sense. Mineral deprivation. What the fuck do you eat? I have a wide and varied palate; I just know what I don't like. topically I've even eaten kangaroo plenty of fish, meat, fruit, veg and whole foods. I do quite a lot of cooking to be fair. Also partial to shite when pissed / hungover. Just had a lovely seafood paella for lunch; last night was tapas and its steak tonight When I get back from my jollies the portion control needs to start mind. Finally fed up of being a fat cunt Edited October 4, 2017 by jules_darby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I have a wide and varied palate; I just know what I don't like. topically I've even eaten kangaroo plenty of fish, meat, fruit, veg and whole foods. I do quite a lot of cooking to be fair. Also partial to shite when pissed / hungover. Just had a lovely seafood paella for lunch; last night was tapas and its steak tonight When I get back from my jollies the portion control needs to start mind. Finally fed up of being a fat cunt You're supposed to post this in the homo section in January???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I’ll eat most stuff, but what the fuck is cottage cheese? Horrific stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Satan, I worked with a very brilliant industrial gearbox designer in Huddersfield called Robin Smith (RIP). So brilliant was he that they sent him around to the far reaches of the global company on special assignments and he was sent to Sydney to sort a special military skid steer system drive for an armoured troop vehicle. He was tickled pink that you could get a breakfast steak down here. When I questioned him on his vociferous approval the first day he came into work he said words pretty similar to yours above apart from your grudging acceptance of spinach. This bloke smoked a Meerschaum pipe (Pretentious? Moi?) and religiously sank 5 pints of Guinness every night. Told me he had never eaten anything green in his life and his diet consisted of meat and potatoes. Died of stomach cancer at 52 years old. So mate, as a great admirer of your Rivington Pike series and other contributions to the maelstrom (Preten....oh, fuck it) which is Wanderersways, please eat loads of spinach and stick around a while eh? Fair point, well made owd cockers. I've just bought some salad to go with me sirloin steaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Satan, I worked with a very brilliant industrial gearbox designer in Huddersfield called Robin Smith (RIP). So brilliant was he that they sent him around to the far reaches of the global company on special assignments and he was sent to Sydney to sort a special military skid steer system drive for an armoured troop vehicle. He was tickled pink that you could get a breakfast steak down here. When I questioned him on his vociferous approval the first day he came into work he said words pretty similar to yours above apart from your grudging acceptance of spinach. This bloke smoked a Meerschaum pipe (Pretentious? Moi?) and religiously sank 5 pints of Guinness every night. Told me he had never eaten anything green in his life and his diet consisted of meat and potatoes. Died of stomach cancer at 52 years old. So mate, as a great admirer of your Rivington Pike series and other contributions to the maelstrom (Preten....oh, fuck it) which is Wanderersways, please eat loads of spinach and stick around a while eh? Pretentieux, moi, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomy taylor Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Canned tuna - horrific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 4, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 4, 2017 Canned tuna - horrific Years ago, when I went to Malta, we lived on tuna butties at lunch time. Their tinned tuna was redder in colour and tasted fresher and better. That said, still like ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I'll eat owt and try owt. There's not much I won't eat. This is me. I can only think of mint sauce and any lemon based dessert that I couldn't actually eat. You'll eat anything once you've been snowballed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 I’ll eat most stuff, but what the fuck is cottage cheese? Horrific stuff. Mrs Sweep loves it. It looks fucking grim, I've never tasted it, but reckon it's bleak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 5, 2017 Members Share Posted October 5, 2017 Well quorn is a fungus iirc. Mashed wet cardboard isn't and it tastes the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 5, 2017 Members Share Posted October 5, 2017 I have a wide and varied palate; I just know what I don't like. topically I've even eaten kangaroo Very nutritious and low in fat. Needs to be cooked rare though or can be like shoe leather. plenty of fish, meat, fruit, veg and whole foods. I do quite a lot of cooking to be fair. Also partial to shite when pissed / hungover. Just had a lovely seafood paella for lunch; last night was tapas and its steak tonight Relieved to hear it matey. We need every BWFC fan alive and kicking. When I get back from my jollies the portion control needs to start mind. Finally fed up of being a fat cunt. I feel your pain. It's winter and cravings for stodgy foods which give me an aldermanic girth each year. Just warming up down here so it will soon be a variety of salads etc. and my lithe and lissom self will (hopefully) return. Note the use of italics rather than upper case. I've gone off shouting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 This is me. I can only think of mint sauce and any lemon based dessert that I couldn't actually eat. You'll eat anything once you've been snowballed. Pie, mushy peas and mint sauce. The greatest thing to come out of Yorkshire since Peter Sutcliffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnoopJohnnyJohn Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 That's a top list Raw onions; great call I can eat a raw onion like an apple. Love them. I do feel bad for anyone who talks to me afterwards, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted October 5, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 5, 2017 Only foods I can't stand are olives, bacon, and anything savoury that has pineapple on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 I’ll eat most stuff, but what the fuck is cottage cheese? Horrific stuff. Well it's . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Only foods I can't stand are olives, bacon, and anything savoury that has pineapple on it. If you had cannibalistic intentions, would you eat Jason 'eggs Benedict' Lee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted October 5, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 5, 2017 Only foods I can't stand are olives, bacon, and anything savoury that has pineapple on it. Bacon? Fucking bacon?? How can anyone dislike bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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