Sweep Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Go on cruises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 11, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get to lead the labour party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Watch ITV3 Or Channel 10 as they call it Columbo Midsomer Murders Heartbeat Lovejoy and have the TV up full twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get to lead the labour party. And the lib dems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted October 11, 2017 Go on cruises stink of piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Burndens Bogs Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get up in the night for a piss,even when they haven't been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get up in the night for a piss,even when they haven't been drinking. i do that its a fucking pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 11, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2017 Walk behind your car when you're reversing. Nearly wiped one out earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 (edited) Walk behind your car when you're reversing. Nearly wiped one out earlier. Should have tried harder, but not many points? Plenty Senior citizens: 100 points (Local hospitals have "Euthanasia Day" during the race in which the wheelchair bound elderly are lined up in the road, smiling and patiently awaiting their death by turbo car) Edited October 11, 2017 by boltondiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 stink of piss Cruises and stinking of Piss are hand in hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweep Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get up in the night for a piss,even when they haven't been drinking. I must be old....thats happening more and more now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Walk behind your car when you're reversing. Nearly wiped one out earlier. What about when they "help" you to reverse? Fuck off you old cunt, I've got cameras front and rear, I don't need your help you old codger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted October 11, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2017 No way you shop in M&S It's his spelling... he meant S&M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 With regards to pissing, don't drink anything after say 4pm does the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 of course, that includes ale which rules out Youri et al I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) I'm generally a dipsomaniac - I'll drink at least four litres of (non-spunk) liquids on a general day, more if I go to the gym or run etc. Not drinking after a certain time ain't an option for me, I'll do in four or five pints of non-alcoholic drinks of an evening and I love having a pint of real coffee with milk (decaff) or milky marsala tea before turning in. I take 2 litres of mineral water to bed most nights and can drink up to 3/4 of it during the night too (although odd times come morning it remains untouched) I have noticed if I'm very close to a bathroom I'll get up for a piss, maybe two, during the night, but if it's a trek, like at home, I won't. I'e probably cursed myself to be a five piss a night man now. Edited October 12, 2017 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Catch the bus at 9.30 in the morning! Every morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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