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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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We spent a fortune on the Lego batman stuff. It's all now in a giant Lego head box thing and will never ever get built again.

 

My lad basically wanted the tiny figures that come with them. :D

Fucking hell that is my life.

 

He's got 48 of the bastards. Kept buying them him as a bribe to sleep through in his own bed and it worked a treat.

 

Got to a pout where he had all but 2 of the 20 you collect (any many duplicates)and loads from the sets and he came barrelling in at 3am "Ive got enough Lego men now, can I get in bed with you".

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I once got bollocked at work when a woman in my office was telling everyone how hideously painful her daughter's birth had been. Without even looking up, I mentioned that she didn't even know pain until she'd stood on a lego brick in the dark.

The bollocking wasn't for saying what I thought but because every bloke in the office laughed and continued to laugh for about an hour. Apparently, it embarrassed her. Bless!

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A kick in the bollocks or standing on a plug/lego etc must be worse than childbirth.

Ask any bloke who's suffered it if they'd like to do it again.

Ask a woman if she wants a 2nd child and the answer might well be different.

 

I said this to Mrs Swanny... 

 

She suffered from hyperemesis with both kids, and when the issue of a third kid came up it was me that had to say "no you can't go through that again"...

 

I'll keep an eye open when i go round the sunday markets, always seems to be cheap bags of Duplo.. 

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