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Misnomer comedian, Russell Brand, narrowly avoided the death penalty by stoning whilst on his recent My Woggy Wog Tour in Saudi Arabia this week. Brand, 44, from London infuriated local Imam Abdullah Abdullahson when he proclaimed that people were slipping all over the place on spunk at Mecca Bingo after a recent Marmite Drillers convention decended. In mitigation at the 3rd district Sharia Court, Jeddah, Our Amir explained that Mecca Bingo was indeed in Bolton and not the preferred Holy holiday destination of choice for Muslims the world over. The judge sentenced soft Southerner Brand to a public flogging instead, who unfortunately succumbed to his injuries, despite proclaiming his excitement at the prospect of a good spanking.

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48 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Adidas trainers 

Wow wow wow wow wow

 

Wow.

 

Okay Hamburg's :D

 

Vans trainers currently getting the flogging treatment. And recently noticed a huge explosion in people wearing white Levi's t-shirts with the red logo on. Who decides what's in or out?!

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On 25/09/2018 at 22:24, Traf said:

When I first saw the thread title, I was hoping to see a video showing the demise of two unfunny bastards :  Jo & Russell

I’d pay to see that

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