MancWanderer Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Lesson learned Arrived in Brum on Wednesday to stay overnight ready for a congress on Thursday. Had a couple of beers and some food with others from the company ready to work our exhibition stand the next day and was tucked up in bed by 11pm. From 4am I was shitting gallons of the brown stuff and by 11am was spray painting the walls with vomit. Finally stopped and made my way home with a stop at every motorway services en route. Blamed it on a sandwich that I’d had Wednesday lunchtime until another bloke from work sent me the photo of what he’d found under the bed in his hotel bedroom Utter cunts. The hotel knew they had a fucking rat infestation and had simply put sticky rat traps under the beds in some of the rooms so basically I’ve gone to bed and inhaled rat piss all night I’ll be looking out for this in future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 A cautionary tail; never go to Birmingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Didn't happen without obligatory compo face photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted September 28, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted September 28, 2018 39 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: Lesson learned Arrived in Brum on Wednesday to stay overnight ready for a congress on Thursday. Had a couple of beers and some food with others from the company ready to work our exhibition stand the next day and was tucked up in bed by 11pm. From 4am I was shitting gallons of the brown stuff and by 11am was spray painting the walls with vomit. Finally stopped and made my way home with a stop at every motorway services en route. Blamed it on a sandwich that I’d had Wednesday lunchtime until another bloke from work sent me the photo of what he’d found under the bed in his hotel bedroom Utter cunts. The hotel knew they had a fucking rat infestation and had simply put sticky rat traps under the beds in some of the rooms so basically I’ve gone to bed and inhaled rat piss all night I’ll be looking out for this in future I stay in Birmingham quite a bit with work , which hotel was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, fatolive said: I stay in Birmingham quite a bit with work , which hotel was it? Looking at the carpet I'd say it's a TravelDodge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Looking at the rodent, i would say The Ratz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Widnes would have loved that hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 11 hours ago, fatolive said: I stay in Birmingham quite a bit with work , which hotel was it? Crowne Plaza in the centre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted September 29, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2018 1 hour ago, MancWanderer said: Crowne Plaza in the centre Fuckin he’ll, stayed there a few times and it’s on the approved list for booking ill take off ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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green genie Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Weil's disease transferred by rat's piss (not strongbow cider) can lead to kidney failure after initial symptoms you've had. Might be worth course of antibiotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 29, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2018 2 hours ago, green genie said: Weil's disease transferred by rat's piss (not strongbow cider) can lead to kidney failure after initial symptoms you've had. Might be worth course of antibiotics. A nasty but; though would be have to have ingested some of the piss? Definitely be onto environmental health at Brum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 6 hours ago, fatolive said: Fuckin he’ll, stayed there a few times and it’s on the approved list for booking ill take off ! Same here. I’ve also stayed at the Malmaison a bit further down the road and the Radisson on the roundabout. Both miles better and comparable prices. The Crowne Plaza can fuck right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 36 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: A nasty but; though would be have to have ingested some of the piss? Definitely be onto environmental health at Brum. Company’s legal team are on it demanding money back for the stay and going to report it Slightly worried now about Weil’s. Get your point TMGJ but concerned about the fact that it hit me so quickly and badly. Phoning GP on Monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 29, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2018 34 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: Company’s legal team are on it demanding money back for the stay and going to report it Slightly worried now about Weil’s. Get your point TMGJ but concerned about the fact that it hit me so quickly and badly. Phoning GP on Monday Definitely worth it. Weil's can have flu like symptoms too. Think it can get in via cuts, ingestion etc. Don't wait a week for an appointment either, get the fuck on down to the surgery if necessary. Tell them you've got the plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 They were just getting the place shipshape for all those Tory MPs. Last year TM lost her voice - maybe this time she will throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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