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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

Things your kids won't experience


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3 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

Cheesy Crispy pancakes sustained me through uni.

used to have to add extra cheese though

You had cheese ones over the beef?

You lefty liberal! 

Meet me for a crispy pancake straightener outside the club shop at high noon tomorrow.

No back up squads allowed. 

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7 minutes ago, freds dad said:

The Buff

Video remote control on a wire

 

 

Mum and dad came home with a really big telly (Grundig, if that means anything) with a proper remote. Volume + & -, channel up & down and on/off. But it didn't have a wire.

A school friend, Tracey Hamilton, was willing to strip for us as long as we didn't "shoot" her with the "infra-red zapper" which we'd told her was highly dangerous if you got between the remote and the telly.

So we let her; all the way down to bra and knickers. Happy days.

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Getting into a bit of a scrap at school without someone filming it and being put on trial online by folks who know nothing of the circumstance, motive or background.

That said, I am glad bullies are now much less likely to get away with it but trial by online media is fucking stupid

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Sorry, that was arse.

Boiled sweets that stuck to your teeth.

Pop van

Sterilised milk - thank fuck

School bog roll, what was that called again?

Proper gloss paint that stays white

Creosote 

A manual choke on your car

The sound of your modem as it connected to the internet, even better than the speccy loading a game only to fail. Again.

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This animal...

Nah, neither, I ate one not long ago. They're tiny and, probably due to changes to permissible levels of sodium in 'food' products, even blander than ever.

Tiny now an' all - I had to put it on about five slices of bread to make up for the shortfall. 

 

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