Members bolty58 Posted December 19, 2018 Members Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) This is going to be compulsive viewing as it unfolds further. Mark my words, there'll be a movie made from this story. Has to be. Edited December 19, 2018 by bolty58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Stakeknife or (steaknife) was the code name for the snitch who was leaking stuff when I worked at Sainsbury's Fallowfield haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 19, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, tomski said: Stakeknife or (steaknife) was the code name for the snitch who was leaking stuff when I worked at Sainsbury's Fallowfield haha What was being leaked?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I was hoping this thread would be about how to eat a good steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: What was being leaked?? All sorts. How long people were taking breaks, how many cig breaks. A fight in the bakery at 5 am. Who wasn't doing much etc? The worst was they had a minute by minute breakdown of usage on mariokart on N64. Stakeknife was ruthless whoever they were! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I was hoping it would be a thread about Steak Knives I love a good Steak Knife Laguiole are my favourite I must say, proper piece of cutlery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 19, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 minutes ago, tomski said: All sorts. How long people were taking breaks, how many cig breaks. A fight in the bakery at 5 am. Who wasn't doing much etc? The worst was they had a minute by minute breakdown of usage on mariokart on N64. Stakeknife was ruthless whoever they were! to the papers / public or just an internal grass? they would've had a field day from the time I worked at Tesco in Horwich back in the 90s Saturday night shift was the biggest doss going - culminating in someone fucking about in the canteen and setting off the sprinkler system across the whole store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: to the papers / public or just an internal grass? they would've had a field day from the time I worked at Tesco in Horwich back in the 90s Saturday night shift was the biggest doss going - culminating in someone fucking about in the canteen and setting off the sprinkler system across the whole store Just internal mate. It was an odd place to work to be honest. Exactly loads used to go on. All of a sudden people were getting collared. you either had to be a complete scaly or a student/homo to work at that place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 59 minutes ago, birch-chorley said: I was hoping it would be a thread about Steak Knives I love a good Steak Knife Laguiole are my favourite I must say, proper piece of cutlery My old man found a machete behind some hotel on Dickson Road about 20 years ago. He still carves his meat with it to this day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 19, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, tomski said: Just internal mate. It was an odd place to work to be honest. Exactly loads used to go on. All of a sudden people were getting collared. you either had to be a complete scaly or a student/homo to work at that place we used to do bike/trolley races round the store, competitions for who could throw shit furthest up the aisles (loads of stuff getting smashed along the way), help yourself to drinks and snacks all night, nick any toiletries you needed (on my last night before going to uni I filled a bin bag full of stuff), take massive long breaks, then spend the last hour cleaning up after yourself and all on double time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, tomski said: you either had to be a complete scaly or a student/homo to work at that place No one has ever accused you of being a scally or a student. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, DazBob said: No one has ever accused you of being a scally or a student. I heard he sacked for sticking his widge in the mincer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 What happened to the mincer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, gonzo said: My old man found a machete behind some hotel on Dickson Road about 20 years ago. He still carves his meat with it to this day I was walking to the train station after Sankey's one summer dawn and stopped to have a piss onto some waste ground through a chainlink fence...Anyhow, I looked down to see I was micturating upon a claw-hammer that was covered in red gunk and (possibly) hair. The plod had/have my DNA as a result of an altercation in the past, in which I was totally innocent, I didn't have a clue if piss has traceability so I didn't know what to do (in case someone had bludgeoned a brass with it or sommat. That part of Ancoats was rum to say the least). I thought about perverting potential Rough Justice (against me) by taking the thing home with me but thought better of it. There, alibi sorted . Edited December 19, 2018 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted December 19, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: What happened to the mincer? He got the sack too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, gonzo said: I heard he sacked for sticking his widge in the mincer. You must know Stakeknife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, DazBob said: No one has ever accused you of being a scally or a student. Indeed hehe. Nothing like being accused of being a Bradley Dack fan though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 7 hours ago, tomski said: you either had to be a complete scaly or a student/homo to work at that place Sounds like argos when I worked there. Back in the era of flip phones some scrotes would go out on their dinner holding a twix but inside was a phone with a bit of our favourite chocolate stick to the top. Or they would sell a massive box of something worth a tenner to one of their mates and the box was full of PlayStation games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maje Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, stevieb said: Sounds like argos when I worked there. Back in the era of flip phones some scrotes would go out on their dinner holding a twix but inside was a phone with a bit of our favourite chocolate stick to the top. Or they would sell a massive box of something worth a tenner to one of their mates and the box was full of PlayStation games. And when I worked at a little woods warehouse. One bloke came in wearing scruffs and told his boss he needed to finish early for something. That afternoon told his boss he was going to get changed before he left and walked out wearing le coste t-shirt designer coat and jeans and a brand new pair of timberlands (it was 20 odd years ago) all off the warehouse shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 20, 2018 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2018 I am surrounded by shithouses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted December 20, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 20, 2018 7 hours ago, bolty58 said: I am surrounded by shithouses Haha, surely all of the above is relevant to a fascinating story about a double agent during 'The Troubles'??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 20, 2018 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2018 Of course. I have it on good authority that when his handler met him clandestinely, the coded first words "Argo's it mate?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted December 20, 2018 Author Members Share Posted December 20, 2018 22 hours ago, Happy Wanderer said: I was hoping this thread would be about how to eat a good steak The Adelphi Steakhouse mate. Kent will verify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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