Youri McAnespie Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Apparently the cat is mean and scroogelike... I was searching for pictures of 'massive dongs with tight...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 Bottled the steam cleaner, got a fit bit and some gift vouchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I just give the missus money now. Saves her the hassle of taking whatever I buy her back to the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 21, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2018 35 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: https://moon-land.co.uk/product/land-on-moon-2/?gclid=CjwKCAiAu_LgBRBdEiwAkovNsICoCzt7szM-YUw0BPKt0FJD_tFxwH8DXwRcBkbP7NpPEIMrYPysaBoCX_4QAvD_BwE Bit different. I'll do you one for half the price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 21, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2018 Once bought a piece for a friend of ours. Wouldn't bother now like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 33 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: I'll do you one for half the price Wife bought me a star years ago and called it Burnden got certificate etc, she thought It was brilliant but I wasn’t that arsed, ungrateful bastard I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I have a note on my iPhone with a list of stuff on it for her As and when she says ‘I’d like this or that’ through the year I write it down. When it comes to her Birthday and Xmas Bingo I’ve got a list rather than having a complete mind blank about what she’s hinted at through the year Saying that we’re clubbing together to treat ourselves to something for the new house this year so no need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 21, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: Wife bought me a star years ago and called it Burnden got certificate etc, she thought It was brilliant but I wasn’t that arsed, ungrateful bastard I am. Might be even nicer than Spain... And not in the EU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 We just get each other a small gift to open on Christmas Day then go and buy what we want in the sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 21, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2018 A spoonful of jizz in her Christmas morning brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 16 minutes ago, Spider said: A spoonful of jizz in her Christmas morning brew. Yours or somebody elses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Buying stars and bits of the moon is utter dog shit, it's just bollocks, folk are making money out of these simpletons who buy that shit. I'm happy to sell bits of the moon for £10 an acre, I'll provide a certificate and everything Edited December 22, 2018 by Sweep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Buy her a drone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted December 21, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Sweep said: Buying starts and buys off the moon is utter dog shit, it's just bollocks, folk are making money out of these simpletons who buy that shit. I'm happy to sell bits of the moon for £10 an acre, I'll provide a certificate and everything Remember reading about a guy who sold leaves out of his back garden to Americans on ebay under the guise they were leaves from Sherwood Forest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Sweep said: Buying starts and buys off the moon is utter dog shit, it's just bollocks, folk are making money out of these simpletons who buy that shit. I'm happy to sell bits of the moon for £10 an acre, I'll provide a certificate and everything I'll buy her an acre of moon as long as she promises to fuck off and live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted December 21, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, boltondiver said: Buy her a drone She married one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Sweep said: Yours or somebody elses? Both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 New dyson and a weekend away of her choice. Lucky fucker should be grateful for owt really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Got most of mine for the Mrs in Bolton which was ace as I'm not a big fan of Trafford Centre crowds. Molton Brown was the missing link. Got the rest in Pandora, Hotel Chocolat and Debenhams Bolton. Even treated myself to a pint in Northern Monkey which was a good pint and a good place. Maybe wrong thread but prefer to spend money in Bolton if I can even though I moved away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I got my missus a tv, myself the control. Got her a Pandora thumb ring as well , apparently it means shes not married but in a relationship. i was going to buy her a Barbour wax coat but shes losing weight in the new year so she didnt want one. Shes happy, im happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 22, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2018 15 hours ago, Sweep said: Buying stars and bits of the moon is utter dog shit, it's just bollocks, folk are making money out of these simpletons who buy that shit. I'm happy to sell bits of the moon for £10 an acre, I'll provide a certificate and everything Can t remember now, but don't you own mining rights? If they discover a rich vein of some rare metal that becomes mega valuable, then you might enjoy quids in. The new fracking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted December 22, 2018 Members Share Posted December 22, 2018 22 hours ago, gonzo said: Complete racket those things. You aren't wrong mate !! 1 wife , 3 daughters ,3 granddaughters and 2 nieces .....all of them have got those bloody bracelets that i am slowly filling up for em . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 12 hours ago, Escobarp said: New dyson and a weekend away of her choice. Lucky fucker should be grateful for owt really V7 animal jobby? Ours keeps breaking. Better off with a Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: I got my missus a tv, myself the control. Got her a Pandora thumb ring as well , apparently it means shes not married but in a relationship. i was going to buy her a Barbour wax coat but shes losing weight in the new year so she didnt want one. Shes happy, im happy Thumb rings have homosexual connotations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted December 22, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2018 16 minutes ago, Morizio said: Thumb rings have homosexual connotations Was gonna get the wife one but she can shove it right up her arse now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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