Mounts Kipper Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Not a clue what to buy, only thing she’s been mithering for is one of those steam floor cleaners, can’t buy that for her can I? Edited December 21, 2018 by Mounts Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Mounts Kipper said: Not a clue what to buy, only thing she’s been mithering for is one of those steam floor cleaners, can’t buy that for her can I? I don't see why not One of the presents I've got for Mrs Sweep is a new toilet brush, practical and stylish it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Sweep said: I don't see why not One of the presents I've got for Mrs Sweep is a new toilet brush, practical and stylish it is I find they chafe my ringpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Not a clue what to buy, only thing she’s been mithering for is one of those steam floor cleaners, can’t buy that for her can I? How about a blue passport ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: How about a blue passport ? Sadly not available until next October (I think) - he'll get her one of those next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 My mate Traf just sorts mine every year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted December 21, 2018 Author Share Posted December 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Traf said: I find they chafe my ringpiece. That’s only if you use Duracell batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 What about a good book that you can read later, 'Mein Kampf' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted December 21, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2018 I've bought my wife literally nothing at all and vice versa. There's nothing either of us are wanting so sod all it is - and quite frankly it's the best way forward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 27 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: I've bought my wife literally nothing at all and vice versa. There's nothing either of us are wanting so sod all it is - and quite frankly it's the best way forward Get her summat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 We just book to go away now instead of buying gifts that non of us need, we much prefer it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marple whites Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Yep - we don't bother - if you need something through the year - you just buy it. So its pointless buying for the sake of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Maybe i'd a sad sack but there always something I can find to buy the missus. Its not that hard is it? As i've got older i've started to enjoy buying for other people far more than receiving owt. So this year she's got a healthy stack of present, as has the lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Get her a lynx africa gift set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Give her two tickets to the gun show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: Not a clue what to buy, only thing she’s been mithering for is one of those steam floor cleaners, can’t buy that for her can I? Can you balls! Not unless you want to be in the dog house all Christmas and be reminded of it every year! Perfume, vouchers, body shop stuff, clothing (look in her wardrobe for sizes), winter hat and gloves, vouchers or failing that, get her a puppy! Doesn't take much imagination and she'll appreciate the thoughtfulness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Duck Egg said: body shop stuff, Fucking Hell, is it 1988? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Pandora charm bracelet, then just buy her charms for bdays etc. Never short of summat to get her in future! Edited December 21, 2018 by Boo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Sweep said: Fucking Hell, is it 1988? What?! It's not like I said Bennetton! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I always try to get her something shit and then bring out the A game. Past years have included clothes airers, iron, ironing board (looked smart all wrapped up), and a bucket full of cleaning products. Might get her something for the bathroom this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Boo said: Pandora charm bracelet, then just buy her charms for bdays etc. Never short of summat to get her in future! Complete racket those things. Same as Steven Brown and that jo malone candle stuff. Licence to print money. Edited December 21, 2018 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) Anyone still lost for ideas? How about A King Dong ® and a kitten? Edited December 21, 2018 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Dongs are for life not just for Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 21, 2018 Site Supporter Share Posted December 21, 2018 https://moon-land.co.uk/product/land-on-moon-2/?gclid=CjwKCAiAu_LgBRBdEiwAkovNsICoCzt7szM-YUw0BPKt0FJD_tFxwH8DXwRcBkbP7NpPEIMrYPysaBoCX_4QAvD_BwE Bit different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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