Kane57 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Realised I've never started a thread here. Anyway, expecting a fucking raft of 'you' answers, but here are mine. ESL near halfway 1) Shouty kid. Probably started hearing him a couple of years ago. He's about 14 and goes, seemingly, on his own. Anyway, his language is fucking excellent and I've learn many a new swear word from him. 2) Creepy bastard. Sat next to me for years and would always rest his hand on my seat when I stood up. Challenged him when I got a bit older and he said he was sorry then wasn't there the next game. I've seen him at the game since and he's kept his head down. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marc505 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Absolute factsman next to me, we'll be on the attack, everyone stood up shouting go on! He'll grab you and go MANSFIELD HAVE JUST EQUALISED AT CRAWLEY total mess of a lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walkden White Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Marc505 said: Absolute factsman next to me, we'll be on the attack, everyone stood up shouting go on! He'll grab you and go MANSFIELD HAVE JUST EQUALISED AT CRAWLEY total mess of a lad. Drives me mad that. I moved my season ticket in WSL closer to the half way line when my lad went to Uni to be nearer some of my mates. All I could hear from the row behind all game was 'Doncaster have just equalised' and every other score I didn't give a shit about. Why can't they just watch the effing game in front of them. After 3 games I moved back to where I was before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc2003 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 WSL North Some big mouth - all you can hear at 90 decibels is "Get it sorted Parky" or whoever manager is Gives me feckin headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Wimbeldon 3-0 up to West Ham before WHU pulled it back 3-2 with 10 minutes left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, waffer cup 07 said: Wimbeldon 3-0 up to West Ham before WHU pulled it back 3-2 with 10 minutes left. Right shout, Wrong thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 NSL, right at the back and right behind the goal. I dare say I’d get a few nominations if anyone browses here who sits near me. Besides, similar to the original post, got a tremendously angry young lad, 14-15 year old, a few seats along from us. He’ll chill out with age and admittedly I was probably the same at his age. Bloke a few rows in front had a HUGE vendetta against Pratley. Didn’t even celebrate the goal on the odd occasion that he scored. Not heard a peep out of him since he left but at least he’s still turning up I suppose. Other half sits elsewhere in NSL with her mates and has oft-mentioned smelly long-haired bastard sat in front of her. I’m grateful for small mercies in that regard, even when it means being sat behind medwaywhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane57 Posted January 26, 2019 Author Share Posted January 26, 2019 There's always an empty seat next to me. Was the same all last season bar the forest game. Bloke sits in it and i mention it to him. He tells me that he's had the ST for two years but watches the game on the concourse with his mates. Weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waffer cup 07 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Total loudmouth in NSL gives everyone within yards of him a running commentary on the game but more often than not gets it totally wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrycowdrill Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Kane57 said: There's always an empty seat next to me. Was the same all last season bar the forest game. Bloke sits in it and i mention it to him. He tells me that he's had the ST for two years but watches the game on the concourse with his mates. Weirdo You’ve obviously never frequented the ESLSC? There are members of the concourse loyal pushing 10 years but in answer to your question - Gonzo. Alls that needs to be said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I share an office at work with a Wolves fan, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted January 26, 2019 Members Share Posted January 26, 2019 Mad woman and her gobby child who repeats everything she shouts ... ESL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marple whites Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Walkden White said: Drives me mad that. I moved my season ticket in WSL closer to the half way line when my lad went to Uni to be nearer some of my mates. All I could hear from the row behind all game was 'Doncaster have just equalised' and every other score I didn't give a shit about. Why can't they just watch the effing game in front of them. After 3 games I moved back to where I was before. Yep, bloke in front of me, all he does is parrot scores out of totally unrelated games, all match. we need to help ourselves is all I keep mumbling !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Frank Spencer used to have Mr Angry near him I think... He'll be along soon to tell the story hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 26, 2019 Moderators Share Posted January 26, 2019 Got a couple of dads who bring their 10ish year old lads The dads spend most of the match calling the ref a fucking cunt, telling ours to break their fucking legs, all that type of banter So do the kids They all have a right laugh about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Not quiet what you are looking for but we had that massive lefty Derek Hatton sat next to us in the Manny Rd stand during an Everton match. Him and his mates never came back after half-time. Can't think why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 45 minutes ago, Sweep said: Frank Spencer used to have Mr Angry near him I think... He'll be along soon to tell the story hopefully There’s a proper Mr Angry in ESL right near the front between the pen box and half way line on the south side. massive head and he goes really red screaming at the officials and opposition every match Used to spend half my time from front row of ESU watching him for great entertainment speaking of which, whilst we were up there E had a regular spat with one of our “neighbours”..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, Underpants said: Not quiet what you are looking for but we had that massive lefty Derek Hatton sat next to us in the Manny Rd stand during an Everton match. Him and his mates never came back after half-time. Can't think why. I remember that, me and a few mates were sat nearby in the MRN - it was sweet, i never could stand the turd. I miss those Manny Road North days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 27, 2019 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2019 I think it was the cup game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 44 minutes ago, jules_darby said: There’s a proper Mr Angry in ESL right near the front between the pen box and half way line on the south side. massive head and he goes really red screaming at the officials and opposition every match How is Big E these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Sweep said: Frank Spencer used to have Mr Angry near him I think... He'll be along soon to tell the story hopefully I miss him. Every player was shit, the manager was a cunt then in the next breath he was slagging off the fans for not backing the team. Just a constant stream of blue language. Tried fighting my dad after my dad told him to shut up. (although that happened again the other week with another bod) He got banned for using various isms during lennons reign after the club must've had complaints about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyj Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Half time a few years ago....... just looking at a normal middle aged bloke having a coffee....as you do! Anyway...."who let the dogs out" song comes on the tannoy......previously 'normal' looking bloke then starts shouting at top of his voice "who who who who"......then goes back to drinking his fucking coffee as if it was totally acceptable behaviour.......the wierd fucker!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted January 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2019 Apart from the moaning old bastard who sits behind calling everyone useless most folk around me are decent so I guess I must be the dickhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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