Breightmet Boy Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 she wanted a cheap do so here it is. I bought her a tea set for £12 at Bolton Auction House, a card for £1.99 and a Gemini cup from the card shop for £3.99.. I’ve just posted on Facebook Close To You by The Carpenters for her. I consider that spoiled. Don’t make me feel like a shithouse by posting holidays abroad etc please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 £2.50 card, 3 creme eggs and a £6 bunch of flowers, it’s the thought that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I'm still under the same roof Doesn't know she's born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 13, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 13, 2019 Going for a curry with my mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2019 It’ll be about as romantic as a difficult shit round here tomorrow. Iamout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I’ve booked a table for 8, but she’s not one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salford Trotter Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I hope she likes the new iron £4 card and a meal at our local chinese restaurant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 A new hammer drill and spanner set. She wants the fucking jobs doing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 Farcical day, not spent a bean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 hours ago, bolty58 said: A new hammer drill and spanner set. She wants the fucking jobs doing! I’ve got a video involving hammer drills and spanner’s you can borrow if you’re into all that caper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Horwich Posted February 14, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bumming her head off costs nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bought her nowt, but i let her make me a brew this morning whilst i lay in bed - romance isn’t dead around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Traf said: I’ve booked a table for 8, but she’s not one of them. I also booked a table. I hope she likes snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, gonzo said: I’ve got a video involving hammer drills and spanner’s you can borrow if you’re into all that caper? As you know sir, I'd be sleeping with the bedside lamp on for a month if I was exposed to any more of your depraved catalogue. Thanks, but no thanks. I'll read the Watchtower and think pure thoughts instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Why the fuck can't women say what they mean? 'we'll not bother this year, we'll celebrate on Friday' 'you've not even got me a card???' I honestly give up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 It's all part of the game with them mate. Do not waste one iota of your brain power on trying to understand. You'll end up like Youri. When the time is right, just tell her that her bum doesn't look big in that/those, she's appreciated and that she's still beautiful and you'll be reet mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 End up like me? A handsome and suave gentleman always in liason with a very good looking woman? Or do y'mean "100% Crazee"? - in which case stop gaslighting me, it's not a good look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 As for the above, a rule of thumb is never spend less than the cost of a joyless, perfunctory hand shandy off a harlot... A dozen decent red roses, a magnum of bubbly and a box of naff chocolates for this Casanova - and left anonymously to be discovered And I want, at the very least, hand relief with eye contact onto exposed bosom in return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Don’t bother. We never have. It’s load of old bollox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Just now, mickbrown said: Don’t bother. We never have. It’s load of old bollox What if she showed you the top tier ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 Fuck all spent. More useful things to do with money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Farrelli said: What if she showed you the top tier ? Nowt new there. Just seen a bloke on a last minute mission. Nothing says I love you more than a co-op bunch of flowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) Morrison's had giant 2 litre bottles of Hendricks Gin (£60) in the Valentine Aisle... Nothing more romantic than "Have some Cirrhosis, my love..." Meanwhile, at dinner, Asda had loads of pretty decent Rose bouquets for £20. I witnessed loads of blokes/lads plumping instead for cheap(er) posies (£4-£12) that I'd have been ashamed to stick on a grave, a grave of a stranger...What's another £8 ffs Not even a ham shank off a toothless crackhead I'd guess. Edited February 14, 2019 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: What's another £8 ffs Not even a ham shank off a toothless crackhead I'd guess. £8 is more than enough if you know where to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) . Edited February 14, 2019 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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