Members bolty58 Posted February 15, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Boo said: People starting a sentence with the word SO. Yep - and also start a sentence with "Yes/no.............." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 15, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 hours ago, Boo said: Also finishing a sentence with an upwards inflection. Aussies! Excruciating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 15, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 hours ago, kent_white said: I bet Bolty does that all the time after spending so much time in Oz..... Oh no, he doeSN"T! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Casino said: Anyway....can I have a lightly battered Fuck off, just fuck off I read a healthy eating article once. (I know! As if! ) It said lightly battered is actually worse for you that normal because the batter actually protects the fish from becoming infused with the oil. It then went on to say the best way to eat battered fish is full batter then open the batter parcel and just eat the flesh of the fish. Oh please! Do fuck off. That's like saying the healthiest way to drink guinness is to let it sit in the glass and not actually drink any of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Curry sauce on fish. The actions of an animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 People who don't indicate at roundabouts. Middlebrook is a nightmare for it, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted February 15, 2019 Members Share Posted February 15, 2019 Eating out and getting hot food on a cold plate ...... Folk who park across two spaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Zoe Ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Cnuts who park in spaces meant for those with kids, usually jeep/4x4 type of cars they can't park properly in a normal space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 People who drive skip trucks have a tendency to drive like fucking morons. I've been driving behind one on more than one occasion and bricks have flown off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 People, usually women, in supermarkets having had all their items scanned through and told the price, then go rummaging through their bag to find their purse as if the concept of paying was completely new to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Aldi cashiers, slow down Janice, Jeez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 People on Facebook who say 'happy anniversary to my wonderful husband' or similar Tell them then, they're probably sat on the sofa next to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Farrelli said: Zoe Ball. I'd like to get on her tits Fnar Fnar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Lightly battered - agree. If you're that worried about it then perhaps lay off the fish and chips full stop? Its like when McDonalds did "salads" and tried to market themselves as "a place for ladies what lunch" until all the ladies were up in arms when they realised their "healthy" salads had dressings with more calories than a big mac.....IF YOU CARE DON'T GO TO A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT! Also - "I'm going vegan for a week" - FUCK OFF. "I'm having a vegetarian/pescetarian week" - NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Could/would/should of. Your instead of you're. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 Plural's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnstoneworth White Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Folk who say Math instead of Maths and skedule instead of schedule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 15, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Boo said: Aldi cashiers, slow down Janice, Jeez! no. thems the rules in Aldi, it's the people who try to pack their bags at the checkout that's not how Aldi works self scan checkouts are a pain at the best of times, but but people need to know their own limits far too many look like they're taking part in a particulary tough mental challenge on the crystal maze, whilst I shout at them (in my head) what they actually should be doing also, if you've done a big shop, take it to the the fucking manned till Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 15, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said: Also - "I'm going vegan for a week" - FUCK OFF. "I'm having a vegetarian/pescetarian week" - NO! aye, another one I came across recently on facebook, this woman said for the new year she was going to be semi vegetarian what's that? i'm not eating red meat what about things like chicken and fish? yes, will still eat them so not semi vegetarian then yes, it is because I'm not eating red meat that's not how it works - if you eat a plate consisting of half meat, half veg, it doesn't make you half vegetarian. neither does just having a cheese and onion sandwich for lunch if later on your have a chippy tea or go to KFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 You’re either on WhatsApp or you’re not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: aye, another one I came across recently on facebook, this woman said for the new year she was going to be semi vegetarian what's that? i'm not eating red meat what about things like chicken and fish? yes, will still eat them so not semi vegetarian then yes, it is because I'm not eating red meat that's not how it works - if you eat a plate consisting of half meat, half veg, it doesn't make you half vegetarian. neither does just having a cheese and onion sandwich for lunch if later on your have a chippy tea or go to KFC Yep that one too. I know someone who claims to be vegetarian apart from "bacon sandwiches on a Sunday". FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Barnstoneworth White said: Folk who say Math instead of Maths and skedule instead of schedule And when did adVERTisment become adverTIZEment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, MickyD said: And when did adVERTisment become adverTIZEment? When a Yank writes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said: When a Yank writes it In one. But now, along with others, it has become the standard BBC pronunciation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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