Sweep Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, dave2980 said: Gravy is worse IMO Nobody has gravy on fish, nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 Folk saying that instead of which Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) And whom instead of who... And using the personal pronoun, "I" when it ought to be "me" Anyone coming for a beer with Jimmy and I? BULLSHIT!!!! Edited February 15, 2019 by MickyD fat fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, kaydan said: Retired people doing their shopping on a weekend/evening. Get out of the fucking way! Too many words there Mr B.... Just "retired people" will do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 People who just Google or use Wikipedia to pretend they're really clever, when they're just people with loads of time on their hands who feel the need to feel superior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 15, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2019 People who can't be arsed looking on google and spout shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 59 minutes ago, Sweep said: Nobody has gravy on fish, nobody. Gravy is like pouring baby shit over your food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I think should we need to cull our population then "Have you ever ate fish with gravy?" would be a good question to decide who went to the showers (those who answered in the affirmative). "Have you ever stood up to wipe your arse?"* being another. * other than due to some bizarre medical or handicap etc. reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adlington Trotter Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Mentioned it on here before, but people ending sentences (spoken and written) with the word "right", therefore turning a statement of fact into a question. Heard a lot of people recently saying "I know, right?". Absolute bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 5 hours ago, White on Tyne said: Women who walk diagonally OK I’m going with this one I have massive rows with Mrs Manc about this We are walking along, anywhere, anytime.....she gravitates over to where I am, just walking across me and I end up stepping off the pavement, walking into rubbish bins, bus stops, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 16, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 hours ago, MancWanderer said: OK I’m going with this one I have massive rows with Mrs Manc about this We are walking along, anywhere, anytime.....she gravitates over to where I am, just walking across me and I end up stepping off the pavement, walking into rubbish bins, bus stops, etc Gyroscope is out of flunter mate. You need to use a different position for night time athletics for a while - that'll knock it back true. Might help your back too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 16, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 16, 2019 12 hours ago, Sweep said: People who just Google or use Wikipedia to pretend they're really clever, when they're just people with loads of time on their hands who feel the need to feel superior Worse when they append it with "I think" or "iirc" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 People who speed past the traffic queue on the outside lane knowing that lane is closed ahead. Then causing more delay for everyone as they filter in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 16, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2019 9 hours ago, MancWanderer said: OK I’m going with this one I have massive rows with Mrs Manc about this We are walking along, anywhere, anytime.....she gravitates over to where I am, just walking across me and I end up stepping off the pavement, walking into rubbish bins, bus stops, etc My lad does this too. Suddenly side swiped by a bolt of horizontal gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I've said this on here before. But people who try and turn your hand over when they're shaking your hand. How to mark yourself out as an absolute cunt who can't be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert_monkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 hours ago, White on Tyne said: Women who walk diagonally Read this as "wank diagonally" Might be time to give up porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 16, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, kent_white said: I've said this on here before. But people who try and turn your hand over when they're shaking your hand. How to mark yourself out as an absolute cunt who can't be trusted. I presume you've been on some course or other that covers such behaviour. Remember a sales course going over such things. The act of an insecure individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: I presume you've been on some course or other that covers such behaviour. Remember a sales course going over such things. The act of an insecure individual. No - I've just noticed it on a few occasions. And I've instantly wanted to elbow the culprit it the throat. Hate anything like that - those little subtle gestures where everyone knows what it means - but social graces stop us from doing anything about it. Same as when football managers pat each other on the head after the match. Cunts trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Women on Facebook who repost every fucking lost dog there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 18 hours ago, MickyD said: Particularly prevelant at Ramadam where, as soon as it goes dark, every lad in every car descends on McD's at Astley Bridge and eats their bodyweight in Filet-o-Fish (About two each) Next morning the boxes are all over the car park. I have a close relative who is a manager there and I've suggested they write the registration of the cars on the underside of the box. Not secretly or anything but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of shit that the car owner would suddenly become slightly more litter concious. I'll bet a pound to a pinch of shit the "offender" would just say it was his Uncles car.... innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 hours ago, stevieb said: Women on Facebook who repost every fucking lost dog there is. And that missing bloke from Aberdeen. I sometimes sarcastically reply that I must keep an eye on in case he wanders into the cul-de-sac in the remote village we live in. Some of them are a bit touchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 5 hours ago, kent_white said: I've said this on here before. But people who try and turn your hand over when they're shaking your hand. How to mark yourself out as an absolute cunt who can't be trusted. Trump does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 16, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2019 7 hours ago, kent_white said: No - I've just noticed it on a few occasions. And I've instantly wanted to elbow the culprit it the throat. Hate anything like that - those little subtle gestures where everyone knows what it means - but social graces stop us from doing anything about it. Same as when football managers pat each other on the head after the match. Cunts trick. Aye. Similarly when the other person puts a second hand on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted February 16, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2019 Phil Parkinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 16, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2019 Some folk could learn the difference between "A good firm hand shake" and a "Martian death grip" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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