jules_darby Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, deane koontz said: Forgot about the Mandela effect Always been Loony Tunes, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Whatever happened to that jade helm thing where the yanks were building secret prisons and stockpiling arms? And what’s the craic with that big owl all the rich folk pray round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Back to the original question Busy bar Bloke orders a couple of pints You're waiting patiently "Oh and a couple of Gin and Tonics" "Oh and two more pints of Stella" "A white wine as well please mate" Jimbo what do you and the Mrs want? "Another Stella and one of those fancy cocktails please that will take you 20 FUCKING MINUTES TO MAKE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 People (usually at work) who ignore sound advice and more streamlined solutions to day-to-day tasks on a project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Messy computer desktops! Littered with screenshots, downloads, family photos, folders that say "Bin after the war" or "To sort Aug 2016”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Email accounts with 35,000 unread messages. How can anyone let their account get to that state? I get frazzled if mine is over 10-15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 19, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2019 Bad day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Glass collectors in pubs who swipe your glass when you've still got some left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 19, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2019 Why am I seeing Smiley as Michael Douglas in Falling Down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 19, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Why am I seeing Smiley as Michael Douglas in Falling Down? Brilliant! Good film that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Smiley said: Email accounts with 35,000 unread messages. How can anyone let their account get to that state? I get frazzled if mine is over 10-15. I’m on 2,964 undead at the moment ...and about 300 voicemails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 One today. Drivers of massive fuck-off lorries who go under low bridges when there’s a big sign saying LOW BRIDGE and a clear height restriction. Closed off a road near City’s stadium today. Fucking hour to do a 10 minute journey. Utter dimwits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted February 19, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2019 People who park at fuel pumps and go in to the garage and spend half hour doing a shop or getting a subway or similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Jesus, what a set of miserable cunts you are. Peace and love to all xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted February 19, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, MancWanderer said: One today. Drivers of massive fuck-off lorries who go under low bridges when there’s a big sign saying LOW BRIDGE and a clear height restriction. Closed off a road near City’s stadium today. Fucking hour to do a 10 minute journey. Utter dimwits be ok after brexit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, gonzo said: I’m on 2,964 undead at the moment ...and about 300 voicemails People who leave voicemails. Just send a text you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 hours ago, Traf said: Jesus, what a set of miserable cunts you are. Peace and love to all xxx Buggers that manage a winter break in Portugal, relax and see the world in a far more balanced way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 20, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 20, 2019 10 hours ago, stevieb said: People who leave voicemails. Just send a text you cunt. This I disabled it (more to the point didn't activate it) when I switched providers I don't think I've ever missed an important call and save around 4 hours per year not long listening to people telling me they've called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 hours ago, stevieb said: People who leave voicemails. Just send a text you cunt. How about when you text someone and they call you back. If I wanted to speak id phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2019 Land owners that deliberately allow public footpaths to become overgrown or impassible. Twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Folk who love their kids. Or to be more specific, folk who go on social media and leave a meme along the lines of they love their daughter/son/grandkid more than life itself. This goes without fucking saying you sponge. Getting a Tattoo with you kids name shows that you love your kids more than someone who doesn't have a tattoo or a social media account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 20, 2019 Members Share Posted February 20, 2019 NHS bashers. Usually the kind of people who have never paid a penny into the pot their whole lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: NHS bashers. Usually the kind of people who have never paid a penny into the pot their whole lives. The latest "claim thing" advertised on telly; fucking medical negligence. Leaches the fucking lot of them. Talking about leaches, defending solicitors in cases where they know there is no defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted February 20, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2019 40 minutes ago, MickyD said: The latest "claim thing" advertised on telly; fucking medical negligence. Leaches the fucking lot of them. Talking about leaches, defending solicitors in cases where they know there is no defence. Nailed on. Cunts the lot of them. We have become an entitled society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 21, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Winchester White said: Nailed on. Cunts the lot of them. We have become an entitled society. Ambulance chasers are the lowest of the low. We have one cunt called Henry Carus down here who advertises regularly on TV to tell you what he can screw out of various places for you. A face I would never tire of punching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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