Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) All sorts now I'm a grumpy owd fucker but recently it's been custom plates on vehicles. Now I am a serial offender of sorts. I have 6 registered vehicles and 5 of them have custom plates. Some were purchased over a decade ago when it cost fuck all but it's 500 Aussie dollars a time now. All of mine have meaning and fit the theme (you will have guessed most are Lambretta's and Vespa's). What I don't get however is why some fucknuckle would pay 500 dollars plus 10% GST to have the brand and model of their car on a custom plate when it's plastered all over the fucking car in the first place? Today I have seen 'FOCUS ST', 'JAZZ VTEC' and 'CERATO GT'. I don't get it. I just don't get it. Edited February 14, 2019 by bolty58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 People - especially at airports and train stations. Ambling around as though they have all the time in the world. Get a bit of umph about you and stop just stopping when there's people right behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bolty strikes me as exactly the sort to have a personalised number plate. BO LT5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Biggish Dave said: People - especially at airports and train stations. Ambling around as though they have all the time in the world. Get a bit of umph about you and stop just stopping when there's people right behind you. Chuggers (charity muggers) in Victoria Station. I'm walking at 100mph to catch a train, why do you think I'm going to stop to talk to you about saving the endangered one fin albino dolphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bolty being the sort of bloke with personalised plates? Well there’s a fucking shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 S3W1NGM4CH1N3 H41RDRY3R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger_Dubuis Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Burnley, Watford, Huddersfield, Fulham, Cardiff, Crystal Palace and Bournemouth receiving £100 million each in TV money on the back of how popular Manchester United are, yet Manchester United themselves not receiving enough TV money to compete with the world's biggest clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Bolty specified 'things what get on your tits', not 'things that make you laugh your cock off'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 hours ago, bolty58 said: Today I have seen 'FOCUS ST', 'JAZZ VTEC' and 'CERATO GT'. I don't get it. I just don't get it. Are you sure you haven't just driven past a car dealership? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 14, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2019 UK1P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) Wonder what folk paid for the likes of H113WFC and that type of very localised interest. I'd imagine they'll be very much in negative equity Edited February 14, 2019 by MickyD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 14, 2019 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2019 I remember when X8WFC was £250 and I thought better of it. Someone else bought it, fair does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 I met a guy in the 'King's Head' in Santa Monica way back & his number plate was 'BOLOX' - the licensing authority in LA had no idea what it was in British slang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 Is CL 1NT available- Mr Grey might like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Biggish Dave said: People - especially at airports and train stations. Ambling around as though they have all the time in the world. Get a bit of umph about you and stop just stopping when there's people right behind you. Yep, fuck all to do and all day to do it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 57 minutes ago, Steejay said: I met a guy in the 'King's Head' in Santa Monica way back & his number plate was 'BOLOX' - the licensing authority in LA had no idea what it was in British slang. The clever Mr. Manning had OBO 110X many years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 14, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Are you sure you haven't just driven past a car dealership? Yes I'm sure. Shouldn't you be brushing green baize or polishing ping pong tables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I saved money by changing my name to PJ08TTU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, bolty58 said: Yes I'm sure. Shouldn't you be brushing green baize or polishing ping pong tables? Fucking hell, just how far behind UK is Australia? I've been retired 2.5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Dickhead dog owners who bag their dog's shite then throw said bag on a tree or fence. Might as well just leave it on the floor in the first place People who park their cars and take the entire path up, leaving folk no room to walk past. If it gets scratched it gets scratched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 Can't argue about your dog shit folk. Spent hours trying to disentangle the bags from branches. Sometimes they've become pressurised and explosive when touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Folk who are in the queue at a butty shop or chippy, just in front of you, queue up for 10 minutes or so, and then when they get asked what they want, then decided to look at the board and work out what they want. Cunts them type of folk are. Also, private registration plates for cars, no normal/sane person would fork out extra money for something they don't need surely? - especially when it makes you look like a massive show off bell end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 14, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2019 My brother once worked in a motor dealership. A bloke used to change his car every year; and once told our kid " personalised plates are for those who can't afford to change their car every year" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 People starting a sentence with the word SO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Sweep said: Folk who are in the queue at a butty shop or chippy, just in front of you, queue up for 10 minutes or so, and then when they get asked what they want, then decided to look at the board and work out what they want. Cunts them type of folk are. Bellends and bellendresses who queue up at self scan waiting for a console, scan their purchases then seem surprised by the tills request for payment - only then do they begin fishing about for cash/cards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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