Jump to content
Wanderers Ways - passion not fashion
Sign in to follow this  
bolty58

Things which get on your tits...........

Recommended Posts

7 hours ago, Boo said:

People starting a sentence with the word SO.

Yep - and also start a sentence with "Yes/no.............."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, Boo said:

Also finishing a sentence with an upwards inflection.

Aussies! Excruciating.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
6 hours ago, kent_white said:

I bet Bolty does that all the time after spending so much time in Oz.....

 

Oh no, he doeSN"T!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
9 hours ago, Casino said:

Anyway....can I have a lightly battered

Fuck off, just fuck off 

I read a healthy eating article once. (I know! As if! :unknw:) It said lightly battered is actually worse for you that normal because the batter actually protects the fish from becoming infused with the oil. It then went on to say the best way to eat battered fish is full batter then open the batter parcel and just eat the flesh of the fish. Oh please! Do fuck off. That's like saying the healthiest way to drink guinness is to let it sit in the glass and not actually drink any of it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Curry sauce on fish. The actions of an animal. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Eating out and getting hot food on a cold plate ...... Folk who park across two spaces.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Cnuts who park in spaces meant for those with kids, usually jeep/4x4 type of cars they can't park properly in a normal space

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People who drive skip trucks have a tendency to drive like fucking morons.  I've been driving behind one on more than one occasion and bricks have flown off.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People, usually women, in supermarkets having had all their items scanned through and told the price, then go rummaging through their bag to find their purse as if the concept of paying was completely new to them 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Aldi cashiers, slow down Janice, Jeez!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People on Facebook who say 'happy anniversary to my wonderful husband' or similar 

Tell them then, they're probably sat on the sofa next to you

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Lightly battered - agree. If you're that worried about it then perhaps lay off the fish and chips full stop?

Its like when McDonalds did "salads" and tried to market themselves as "a place for ladies what lunch" until all the ladies were up in arms when they realised their "healthy" salads had dressings with more calories than a big mac.....IF YOU CARE DON'T GO TO A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT!

Also - "I'm going vegan for a week" - FUCK OFF. "I'm having a vegetarian/pescetarian week" - NO!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Could/would/should of.

Your instead of you're.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Boo said:

Aldi cashiers, slow down Janice, Jeez!

no. thems the rules in Aldi, it's the people who try to pack their bags at the checkout

that's not how Aldi works

self scan checkouts are a pain at the best of times, but but people need to know their own limits

far too many look like they're taking part in a particulary tough mental challenge on the crystal maze, whilst I shout at them (in my head) what they actually should be doing

also, if you've done a big shop, take it to the the fucking manned till

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
19 minutes ago, bwfcfan5 said:

Also - "I'm going vegan for a week" - FUCK OFF. "I'm having a vegetarian/pescetarian week" - NO!

aye, another one I came across recently on facebook, this woman said for the new year she was going to be semi vegetarian

what's that?

i'm not eating red meat

what about things like chicken and fish?

yes, will still eat them

so not semi vegetarian then

yes, it is because I'm not eating red meat

that's not how it works - if you eat a plate consisting of half meat, half veg, it doesn't make you half vegetarian.  neither does just having a cheese and onion sandwich for lunch if later on your have a chippy tea or go to KFC

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You’re either on WhatsApp or you’re not.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

aye, another one I came across recently on facebook, this woman said for the new year she was going to be semi vegetarian

what's that?

i'm not eating red meat

what about things like chicken and fish?

yes, will still eat them

so not semi vegetarian then

yes, it is because I'm not eating red meat

that's not how it works - if you eat a plate consisting of half meat, half veg, it doesn't make you half vegetarian.  neither does just having a cheese and onion sandwich for lunch if later on your have a chippy tea or go to KFC

Yep that one too. I know someone who claims to be vegetarian apart from "bacon sandwiches on a Sunday". FFS.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, Barnstoneworth White said:

Folk who say Math instead of Maths and skedule instead of schedule 

And when did adVERTisment become adverTIZEment?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
4 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said:

When a Yank writes it

In one. But now,  along with others,  it has become the standard BBC pronunciation.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.