Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, gonzo said: The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. A myth, surely? What warped mind would want to spread shite toward their cock and balls - probably a serial-killer type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 33 minutes ago, gonzo said: The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. As do a lot of women. It's a common route for bacteria to infiltrate the flangel area - resulting in a UTI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Gravy on battered fish and lifelong stand up wiper. Sitting down? That’s for children and women. Yourri doesn't sit down through choice, it's just that for the most part he's incapable of standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Out of sheer curiosity I just tried a standing wipe. Absolutely no way is it the right thing to do. Filthy animals are standers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Yourri doesn't sit down through choice, it's just that for the most part he's incapable of standing. 'Kinell Et tu RONNIE? Strangely enough even at [my] pisscan nadir/zenith I always remained standing when not horizontal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, MancWanderer said: Out of sheer curiosity I just tried a standing wipe. Absolutely no way is it the right thing to do. Filthy animals are standers You are a scientist, experiment before poo-pooing. You've come to the sane conclusion - stand-up wiping is an act of the deranged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 17 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'Kinell Et tu RONNIE? Strangely enough even at [my] pisscan nadir/zenith I always remained standing when not horizontal. Fair play to you sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, MancWanderer said: Out of sheer curiosity I just tried a standing wipe. Absolutely no way is it the right thing to do. Filthy animals are standers Sitting is the act of an ape; gorillas sometimes eat their own shit iirc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 52 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Sitting is the act of an ape; gorillas sometimes eat their own shit iirc. You shit stood up? 52 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Spider said: You shit stood up? Nah, be running down the legs. But sitting to wipe- why do apes have such long arms- so they can reach around for lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Nah, be running down the legs. But sitting to wipe- why do apes have such long arms- so they can reach around for lunch? Ok, quick survey. is your missus a sitter or a stander? If a sitter, have you tried to educate her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Spider said: Ok, quick survey. is your missus a sitter or a stander? If a sitter, have you tried to educate her? I've not got the foggiest. Being part of a modern civilised society, I don't need to watch. Sitters however, well I'm not sure you've evolved quite so far yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Trump persiflagers = stand uppers. Royalwhite aside, a normal bloke - he supports Don but is normal in his toilet. Fair play. Are you all insane? We sit to shit...what posses you to stand up, clench cheeks, then wipe? Monsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: You are a scientist, experiment before poo-pooing. You've come to the sane conclusion - stand-up wiping is an act of the deranged. I am a scientist. Fact. Bsc Hons if you care to believe. OK it was a 3rd class because I fucked around a tad too much, but it was still an Honours degree. And I still believe that so-called facts need to be tested. So I did, As a scientist And as a true scientist, follow-up is everything. No true investigative study is worthy without follow up 2 hours later....... Toilet roll did nothing - just got stuck on dried up bits of clag Wet wipes - just smeared a top layer everywhere Hosepipe - sprayed everyone nearby and the neighbours complained Kaarcher jet-wash - cleared it all away Whilst occasionally pleasurable (for scientific reasons obviously) having my ring decontaminated, I stand (erm) by my assertion that a sit-down wipe is easier and by far more hygienic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 18, 2019 Members Share Posted February 18, 2019 19 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: You sitters are a bit too fundamental. Which is why you’re all a bit odd. T'lads reet. Sitters need to get them glutes firmed up a bit then they don't have to be sat spreadeagled like on a gynaecologists chair to get at their clackervalves. Obsessive cleaner me and a lifetime stander upperer (once I could walk of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 On 17/02/2019 at 15:28, gonzo said: The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. I do that my small arms wont reach round the back so I wipe like a bird wipes her clout fuck knows how NB manages it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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