Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: I assure you all I’m very clean (well us theatre types need to be ready for a bumming at any time) Again - sitters have never grown up and are essentially kids. Now you must know why Sir Ian and other sundry theatre folk cocked you a snook...A disgusting unkempt bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spider said: Your crack must smell like a youth hostel soilstack. Clean as a whistle unlike you filthy fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 Imagine being sat behind a Stander at the match on a hot day. The fetid, pungent, cloying stench of dried shit, remoistened by a sweaty crack drifting up your nose, and the gravy like drips in their Y-backs staining their Wranglers. Beasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 You sitters are a bit too fundamental. Which is why you’re all a bit odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: You sitters are a bit too fundamental. Which is why you’re all a bit odd. You must have more clingons than a series of Star Trek You'll need a chisel, not bog roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, deane koontz said: There's a lot of big words there but you're wrong. Essentially, you sit downers are all flatdicks. I've examined the peer reviewed research on this and you're wrong. The majority of men sit to wipe. With around a third of men choosing to stand. This around the same percentage that are predicted to have homosexual fantasies - 1 in 3. Now I know that correlation doesn't imply causation necessarily - but I think it's pretty clear that it does in this instance. https://www.menshealth.com/grooming/a22864779/wipe-standing-up/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 Just now, kent_white said: I've examined the peer reviewed research on this and you're wrong. The majority of men sit to wipe. With around a third of men choosing to stand. This around the same percentage that are predicted to have homosexual fantasies - 1 in 3. Now I know that correlation doesn't imply causation necessarily - but I think it's pretty clear that it does in this instance. https://www.menshealth.com/grooming/a22864779/wipe-standing-up/ Game Set Match Filth. Utter, stone age filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Spider said: You must have more clingons than a series of Star Trek You'll need a chisel, not bog roll. I imagine that after years of stand up wiping it becomes physically impossible to 'sit wipe' - probably because the hairs of your arse cheeks will have become welded together with decades of tod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Do you stand to excrete, Crawley? I presume you sit to shit, then, counterintuitively, you stand, smear faeces all over the buttock groove then 'wipe'? Ok, then, animal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) I’m quite happy with my life choices - as I say, you sitters don’t half like to justify your ape like behaviour. Edited February 17, 2019 by Not in Crawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: I’m quite happy with my life choices - as I say, you sitters don’t half like to justify your ape like behaviour. Apes scratch their arses on tree trunks. I expect you standers have a rough pole or sandpaper wrapped round a rolling pin to achieve the same result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) Keep on kidding yourself. (Crawley). Edited February 17, 2019 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Spider said: Apes scratch their arses on tree trunks. I expect you standers have a rough pole or sandpaper wrapped round a rolling pin to achieve the same result. I'll bet the 'standers' are the ones responsible for those bunched-up shitty tissues discarded on the floor of the traps at the match, the pub, the theatre... Edited February 17, 2019 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 Why, in all that is holy, would you stand up to wipe your cutter when you are already sat down with your chebs spread? What kind of degenerate would do such an act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Fucking animals, Winchester. No right, no left, purely animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Keep on kidding yourself folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Keep on kidding yourself folks. You’re normally one for reasonable and well structured debate your lack of decent responses suggests you don’t have a leg to stand on. Except when you’re wiping your grubby, crusted pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Keep on kidding yourself folks. That's just typical of your lot. Diversion tactics. Why have you not answered my questions? You lot don't like it when we destroy you with undisputed facts. PM me if you think you're man enough and meet me outside the club shop at half 3. Tylko zwierzęta stoją, aby je wytrzeć Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) Powinieś usiaść twoje dno pachnie Edited February 17, 2019 by Spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 I run that by a Polish -ex (36d but slim) and she says it's nonsense... You care to disagree? Royal Bolton next Friday (chip shop Friday at the canteen) 12pm. You'll shit out like all communists do - FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 I’d concede that Brexit is going well before I’ll even think that standing is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maaarsh Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: You sitters are a bit too fundamental. Which is why you’re all a bit odd. They know what they're doing is odd; hence the bizarre levels of passion in defending it. The idea of having a reach around in to the toilet to wipe seems pretty disgusting to me. As for all of these logistical concerns, I can only assume they're coming from people carrying a bit too much timber, so requiring special solutions to work around their bulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, maaarsh said: They know what they're doing is odd; hence the bizarre levels of passion in defending it. The idea of having a reach around in to the toilet to wipe seems pretty disgusting to me. As for all of these logistical concerns, I can only assume they're coming from people carrying a bit too much timber, so requiring special solutions to work around their bulk. We don’t dip the bog roll in the water. the whole procedure ensures the tainted paper stays within the confines of the lavatory area. you standers must have scraps of shitty a-wipe littering your bathroom floors, and the stench, well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 19 minutes ago, maaarsh said: They know what they're doing is odd; hence the bizarre levels of passion in defending it. The idea of having a reach around in to the toilet to wipe seems pretty disgusting to me. As for all of these logistical concerns, I can only assume they're coming from people carrying a bit too much timber, so requiring special solutions to work around their bulk. Logistical concerns? It's wiping your arse, not building the Great Pyramid of Giza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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