Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 27, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 27, 2019 3 hours ago, wakey said: Utter bollocks. I've not been here long so can't comment on what it used to be about. But in my time here I've not seen one single post about Christ on a bike. Come off it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 28, 2019 Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 10 hours ago, jimmyjoojar said: How old are you again? The shitty six...FFS So does that make you the wanky one? I thought one of the WW mantras was "if you act the cunt then expect to be called one". Typo my fucking arse. 🤣 I seem to be getting better at this! You're another one who's opinion means absolutely fuck all to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 28, 2019 Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 10 hours ago, jimmyjoojar said: Nah...I'm simply stoking the fire. In all seriousness I just saw the thread and fancied sticking the boot in, after all Bolty is often one of the first to pipe up. Go for your fucking life mate. I am ready for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 28, 2019 Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 10 hours ago, MickyD said: I have a theory. Bolty, being awake while we're asleep, (and vice versa) get's to do all his posting almost unopposed whereas us in the same area end up having an almost conversational forum. We get up in the morning and the last 20 post are all Bolty's. It is a sound theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 28, 2019 Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 6 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Aye. It’s not fair that bolty has a free run on this place in the small hours. For balance we need to export a lefty out to the same time zone to counter him Can I choose which one? One's already been here and I bought him a steak to see if he could bring himself to put his mung bean principles behind him. He did 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 9 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Because youri nicked his bike and traded it for a 4-pack of Breaker but don't tell anyone Thought it was Amir Khan who nicked his bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 7 hours ago, bolty58 said: Can I choose which one? One's already been here and I bought him a steak to see if he could bring himself to put his mung bean principles behind him. He did 😉 Ssshh - you'll get me kicked out of Momentum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Thought it was Amir Khan who nicked his bike ? It was, I was furious and ready to whup him...I went down to local policeman Joe Martin, who also ran a boxing gym, and told him of the theft, my anger and my plan to give Khan a good hiding. Joe Martin looked me up and down then said "Can you box?" to which I said "No..." and he said "Then how are you going to whup this Khan? Come to my gym tomorrow and we'll teach you how to box, then you can straighten up with this Khan fella..." So I did, the next day and every day after for seven years. And the rest is history... (C). 'The Greatest' - Youri McAnespie with Thomas Hauser. 1982. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, bolty58 said: 🤣 I seem to be getting better at this! You're another one who's opinion means absolutely fuck all to me. Likewise old man. Edited February 28, 2019 by jimmyjoojar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 28, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2019 39 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: Thought it was Amir Khan who nicked his bike? He'll have ran over the bike in a Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 28, 2019 Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, kent_white said: Ssshh - you'll get me kicked out of Momentum The Salad Emporium in Droylsden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 28, 2019 Members Share Posted February 28, 2019 56 minutes ago, jimmyjoojar said: Likewise old man. Is that the best you've got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) 52 minutes ago, bolty58 said: Is that the best you've got? Certainly beats hiding behind sticking folk on ignore, ‘fishing trips’ and ‘typos’ you colossal whopper. Edited February 28, 2019 by mickbrown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakey Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 21 hours ago, MickyD said: Come off it. That's never a bike. And I'm pretty sure that's the bloke off the Go Compare advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 28, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2019 37 minutes ago, wakey said: That's never a bike. And I'm pretty sure that's the bloke off the Go Compare advert. Yes, they had to reenact it because there were no cameras when Jesus got a Raleigh Chopper for a combined Christmas and Birthday present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SatanGreavsie Posted February 28, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted February 28, 2019 39 minutes ago, MickyD said: Yes, they had to reenact it because there were no cameras when Jesus got a Raleigh Chopper for a combined Christmas and Birthday present He was jealous of Judas's chariot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 28, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2019 I thought Mary Magdalene was his bike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 On 27/02/2019 at 22:19, Youri McAnespie said: There was one about him and Mary Magdalene... (one for the Catholic school kids, that) Catholic school kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Mary Magdalene coveted his Raleigh Chopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Nah, she liked cocks - she wasn't one of those female to male transgenders with a carved wood knob tucked in her dungarees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 28, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Catholic school kid? I am for my sins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Yes, they had to reenact it because there were no cameras when Jesus got a Raleigh Chopper for a combined Christmas and Birthday present Gave me a backie one day - "get thee behind me Satan" he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 What's more warped than having to invent 'sins' as a seven (or whatever) year old kid? I was also thinking about if they glossed over Mary's profession when they were enthusiastically indoctrinating six year olds (who even then, most of us anyhow, sat there crosslegged thinking "it's all bollocks, this"...) Nah, they told it like it was, she was a prossy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyj Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Absolute quality.x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 30, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 30, 2019 Nice touch that. Maybe this needs to be in the qpr thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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