athywhite1958 Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 What is the best way to get milk out of you car carpet, a wanker in a BMW pulled out on me yesterday and I had to slam on, the four pint bottle of milk I had in a bag on the passenger seat jumped off and emptied all over the foot well, i've used hot water and soap but I've been told when it dries it will stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: What is the best way to get milk out of you car carpet, a wanker in a BMW pulled out on me yesterday and I had to slam on, the four pint bottle of milk I had in a bag on the passenger seat jumped off and emptied all over the foot well, i've used hot water and soap but I've been told when it dries it will stink Take it to one of Eastern European war criminals who will give the carpets a wash. Failing that never let your carpet dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Baking Soda or Vinegar or Swanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 11, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2019 The smell is caused by bacteria. A gentle bleach application will kill them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, athywhite1958 said: What is the best way to get milk out of you car carpet, a wanker in a BMW pulled out on me yesterday and I had to slam on, the four pint bottle of milk I had in a bag on the passenger seat jumped off and emptied all over the foot well, i've used hot water and soap but I've been told when it dries it will stink Have you not tried rubbing it with a balloon R ? Anyway........Willo Flood of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Is it really Milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Surely a job for Swanny - if he's still doing that kind of thing. I used to work with a lad who dropped a pint of milk in his car once, fuck me, the stench never left, it was rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, athywhite1958 said: but I've been told when it dries it will stink Keep it moist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 This stuff https://www.amazon.co.uk/Simple-Solution-Extreme-Stain-Remover/dp/B0002I9OA2 Works on kid's puke on carpets so I imagine will work on milk. Summat fancy to do with enzymes and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 12, 2019 Members Share Posted March 12, 2019 Fucking horrible stink. Best result we had was using bicarb first and then a good strong pine disinfectant wash a couple of times. Worse smell than the strongest smelling Gorgonzola you can imagine. Rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 12, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2019 if you pm me I can sort it. Milks grim to get out. As mick said, you need enzymes to break it down but also get it back out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted March 12, 2019 Author Share Posted March 12, 2019 6 hours ago, only1swanny said: if you pm me I can sort it. Milks grim to get out. As mick said, you need enzymes to break it down but also get it back out Just tried to PM you but it said I couldn't send you messages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 12, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: Just tried to PM you but it said I couldn't send you messages Message me your mob number, I'll text him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted March 12, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2019 7 hours ago, only1swanny said: if you pm me I can sort it. Or...... Put a link up to your business so he can contact you whilst simultaneously showing this site's thousands of users. Lord Sugar has nowt to worry about does he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 12, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2019 In all fairness Barry, i'm not advertising anymore due to the new job, it makes it a bit awkward, so i don't mind doing jobs for people I know. www.carpetcleaningbolton.co.uk lots of bad examples on how not to make a website, before anyone points it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 I'd certainly remove the blood and suicide page 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2019 Part and parcel of the job. Paid to learn how to clean it, and it's an unfortunate part of life. Milks worse:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2019 Swanny- are you able to dispose of/clean up a body then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted March 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2019 Dispose of.. no Clean up.. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 (edited) Townleys is/was a pig farm... I told that to a mate once, who'd lived in the vicinity all his life and was supposedly intelligent. He said "I've never seen any pigs knocking about..." Like they usually let them out to pasture to have a wander. Edited March 13, 2019 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Pigs are very useful to someone needing to dispose of a body 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Traf said: Pigs are very useful to someone needing to dispose of a body 😉 Great, let them loose in the house of commons and let Swanny clean up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Townleys is/was a pig farm... I told that to a mate once, who'd lived in the vicinity all his life and was supposedly intelligent. He said "I've never seen any pigs knocking about..." Like they usually let them out to pasture to have a wander. Your mate obviously didn't have a sense of smell because often, there's no mistaking the stench of pig farm. A bit like living in Edgeworth and claiming there isn't a maggot farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 Fuck me, the stench when they spread the slurry on the fields... I did mention that at the time, he'd always put it down to 'cowshit'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 13, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Your mate obviously didn't have a sense of smell because often, there's no mistaking the stench of pig farm. A bit like living in Edgeworth and claiming there isn't a maggot farm. A proper stink that. I was born not far from a former bone works; apparently, it had its own name, the Kingston stink such was it's reputation. Thankfully, things are done differently now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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