miamiwhite Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Apologies for sounding like Leigh White, and also upsetting Manc Wanderer’s applecart..... Had a mad flashback. Had a girl at Deane Grammar....nicknamed her Maggie Matchstick. Fuck me, what a bag of bones she was........she came into school one day in shitstoppers and a pair of Doc Martens. She favoured a six iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I remember me and mate copping two wimmin when we worked in Torquay in 74, I got the fattest, took her between two beach huts and she couldn't open her legs wide enough because it was that much of a squeeze in that space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Alf Hartigan Posted April 16, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2019 The two Ronnies doing a bit of blue 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Confessions of a Roofer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 27 minutes ago, leigh white said: I remember me and mate copping two wimmin when we worked in Torquay in 74, I got the fattest, took her between two beach huts and she couldn't open her legs wide enough because it was that much of a squeeze in that space. For clarity......Leigh White worked in Torquay as a gigolo.... Fuck me.......his clients had some giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: For clarity......Leigh White worked in Torquay as a gigolo.... Fuck me.......his clients had some giggles Never had as much fun in those times, i wish I had a time machine, i get my bus pass in three fucking week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 Just now, leigh white said: Never had as much fun in those times, i wish I had a time machine, i get my bus pass in three fucking week. Is your bus pass back dated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: Is your bus pass back dated Yes, it should've been 60 !!!! But for those Tory cunts getting elected. Anyway look forward to your old age pension, when you reach 73. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, leigh white said: Yes, it should've been 60 !!!! But for those Tory cunts getting elected. Anyway look forward to your old age pension, when you reach 73. Now now..you left wing Leigh Lefty loving lout Try saying that pissed and with a lisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Now now..you left wing Leigh Lefty loving lout Try saying that pissed and with a lisp In a Violet Elizabeth Bott voice ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted April 17, 2019 Members Share Posted April 17, 2019 None. Never fancied skinny birds. No tits, no arse, no interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2019 15 hours ago, miamiwhite said: Now now..you left wing Leigh Lefty loving lout Try saying that pissed and with a lisp Whilst wearing a pith helmet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2019 15 hours ago, leigh white said: In a Violet Elizabeth Bott voice ?. I had you in the frame for shagging Diane when she was on Fernys tours back in the day 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: I had you in the frame for shagging Diane when she was on Fernys tours back in the day 😁 Abbott or Dors ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, miamiwhite said: Abbott or Dors ? There wasn't that much steak on her S 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: There wasn't that much steak on her S 😊 Mick wouldn’t like that P.....he likes large girls from his own town... They must be a Big Un from Wigan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted April 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 minute ago, miamiwhite said: Mick wouldn’t like that P.....he likes large girls from his own town... They must be a Big Un from Wigan I've heard he never got over his ex.... He had to get up & go round! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: I've heard he never got over his ex.... He had to get up & go round! 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 15 hours ago, bolty58 said: None. Never fancied skinny birds. No tits, no arse, no interest. But closer to the bone? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: I had you in the frame for shagging Diane when she was on Fernys tours back in the day 😁 Dirty Diane, almost forgot about her. She ended up driving trucks for a living. Edited April 17, 2019 by leigh white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 46 minutes ago, leigh white said: Dirty Diane, almost forgot about her. She ended up driving trucks for a living. I’ve Muff dived a few rough fucks if that’s any help ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizz Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Bottom house, Iron Street, Horwich. I was leathered and didn’t know if the Johnny was for my knob or it was her sleeping bag. Chicago Rock. My mate took her mate back, looked like Ray Parlour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Whizz said: Bottom house, Iron Street, Horwich. I was leathered and didn’t know if the Johnny was for my knob or it was her sleeping bag. Chicago Rock. My mate took her mate back, looked like Ray Parlour. was it a case of “fart, give us a clue” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I don’t expect zico to post anything in this thread 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Happy Wanderer said: I don’t expect zico to post anything in this thread 🙄 The old repeats of Emmerdale are showing on ITV 3, could be a few year yet before the Dingle Family enter the frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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