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Apologies for sounding like Leigh White, and also upsetting Manc Wanderer’s applecart.....

Had a mad flashback.

 

Had a girl at Deane Grammar....nicknamed her Maggie Matchstick.

Fuck me, what a bag of bones she was........she came into school one day in shitstoppers and a pair of Doc Martens.

She favoured a six iron.

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I remember me and mate copping two wimmin when we worked in Torquay in 74, I got the fattest, took her between two beach huts and she couldn't open her legs wide enough because it was that much of a squeeze in that space.

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27 minutes ago, leigh white said:

I remember me and mate copping two wimmin when we worked in Torquay in 74, I got the fattest, took her between two beach huts and she couldn't open her legs wide enough because it was that much of a squeeze in that space.

For clarity......Leigh White worked in Torquay as a gigolo....

 

Fuck me.......his clients had some giggles :D

 

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5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

For clarity......Leigh White worked in Torquay as a gigolo....

 

Fuck me.......his clients had some giggles :D

 

Never had as much fun in those times, i wish I had a time machine, i get my bus pass in three fucking week.:o

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Just now, leigh white said:

Never had as much fun in those times, i wish I had a time machine, i get my bus pass in three fucking week.:o

Is your bus pass back dated :D

 

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1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Is your bus pass back dated :D

 

Yes, it should've  been 60 !!!! But for those Tory cunts getting elected. Anyway look forward to your old age pension, when you reach 73.  :D

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9 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Yes, it should've  been 60 !!!! But for those Tory cunts getting elected. Anyway look forward to your old age pension, when you reach 73.  :D

Now now..you left wing Leigh Lefty loving lout

 

Try saying that pissed and with a lisp :D

 

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3 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Now now..you left wing Leigh Lefty loving lout

 

Try saying that pissed and with a lisp :D

 

In a Violet Elizabeth Bott  voice ?.:D

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None. Never fancied skinny birds. No tits, no arse, no interest.

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15 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Now now..you left wing Leigh Lefty loving lout

 

Try saying that pissed and with a lisp :D

 

Whilst wearing a pith helmet... 

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15 hours ago, leigh white said:

In a Violet Elizabeth Bott  voice ?.:D

I had you in the frame for shagging Diane when she was on Fernys tours back in the day 😁

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8 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I had you in the frame for shagging Diane when she was on Fernys tours back in the day 😁

Abbott or Dors ?

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2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

There wasn't that much steak on her S 😊

Mick wouldn’t like that P.....he likes large girls from his own town...

They must be a Big Un from Wigan :D

 

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1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Mick wouldn’t like that P.....he likes large girls from his own town...

They must be a Big Un from Wigan :D

 

I've heard he never got over his ex.... He had to get up & go round! 😁

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2 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I've heard he never got over his ex.... He had to get up & go round! 😁

:D

 

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15 hours ago, bolty58 said:

None. Never fancied skinny birds. No tits, no arse, no interest.

But closer to the bone? 😉

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2 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I had you in the frame for shagging Diane when she was on Fernys tours back in the day 😁

Dirty Diane, almost forgot about her. She ended up driving trucks for a living.

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46 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Dirty Diane, almost forgot about her. She ended up driving trucks for a living.

I’ve Muff dived a few rough fucks if that’s any help ?

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Bottom house, Iron Street, Horwich. I was leathered and didn’t know if the Johnny was for my knob or it was her sleeping bag. Chicago Rock. My mate took her mate back, looked like Ray Parlour. 

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8 minutes ago, Whizz said:

Bottom house, Iron Street, Horwich. I was leathered and didn’t know if the Johnny was for my knob or it was her sleeping bag. Chicago Rock. My mate took her mate back, looked like Ray Parlour. 

:D

was it a case of “fart, give us a clue”

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10 minutes ago, Happy Wanderer said:

I don’t expect zico to post anything in this thread 🙄

The old repeats of Emmerdale are showing on ITV 3, could be a few year yet before the Dingle Family enter the frame.:D

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