Youri McAnespie Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 After a mere few months of wearing steel toecaps my right foot little toe has give up the ghost and retired it's nail. Don't reckon it'll come back... Any other freaks of nature on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 3, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted June 3, 2019 I can semi dislocate my left arm from its shoulder by pulling against a weight. And double jointed thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 Last bommy night I got burned, that's burned, I'd love to say it happened during the course of being heroic - but it was pure foolishness, not in drink, got another scar for the collection - right leg, if I'd fallen t'other way it might have been a Simon Weston type ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 I’ve a wonky hip and can only walk round left handed corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted June 4, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2019 Sound like a dining room on a cruise comparing ailments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: After a mere few months of wearing steel toecaps my right foot little toe has give up the ghost and retired it's nail. Don't reckon it'll come back... Any other freaks of nature on here? My toe nail goes really thick, tried fungal toe stuff but cant get shut, its a eye sore, had it 35 years now, probably psoriasis or summat not important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worthy10 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: My toe nail goes really thick, tried fungal toe stuff but cant get shut, its a eye sore, had it 35 years now, probably psoriasis or summat not important Terbinafine tablets will sort it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I've got an absolutely massive cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, kent_white said: I've got an absolutely massive cock! My Grandmother used to have one of them iirc it was called George. She also had 3 geese called Philip, Elizabeth and Charles and two big hen houses Philip and Elizabeth didn’t see past Xmas Day 1954 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted June 4, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted June 4, 2019 50 minutes ago, MancWanderer said: My Grandmother used to have one of them Philip and Elizabeth didn’t see past Xmas Day 1954 They went blind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 33 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: They went blind? Well in a wood-fired oven I don’t expect their eyeballs lasted very long 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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